Incorrect Degrassi

Incorrect Quotes

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Saad: There are 7 chairs and 10 people, what do you do?

Zig: Have everyone stand.

Frankie: Only the best 7 can sit down.

Rasha: Share the chairs and sit on a lap.

Lola: Bring 3 more chairs.

Esme:...Kill 3.

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Rasha: Do you know what the best thing about Valentine's Day is?

Zoë: What is it baby?

Rasha: Tomorrow all the chocolate in the shops will be on discount!

Zoë:... The worst thing is you're not even wrong.

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Maya, reading a fortune cookie: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Grace, with her mouth full: Kill two.

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Rasha: Can we have a birthday cake?

Zoë: It's not your birthday and it's not Grace's till next month.

Rasha: The cake won't know.

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Tristan: Today was kind of a cheat day for me! I went on my morning run at 7 instead of 6 AND I had a little bit of whipped cream with my fruit at breakfast.

Grace: I've had nothing but Pepsi and Oreos for the last 4 weeks.

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Grace: *coughs violently*

Jonah: Don't die.

Grace: Don't tell me what to do.

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Zig: You know what they should make? Chocolate yoghurt.

Maya: Uh-

Tiny: That sounds disgusting.

Grace: And you just described pudding.

Zig: No, I mean yoghurt, but chocolate.

Grace: You are literally describing pudding.

Zig:

Grace:

Tiny:

Maya:

Zig: Yeah, that wouldn't taste very good anyways.

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Maya: My New Year's Resolution is for me to finally have a regular sleeping schedule.

Grace: Lol, like that's ever going to happen.

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Frankie: Start your New Year off right. On December 31st at 9:15 pm get under all your covers and fall asleep. Midnight will pass as you are deep in a peaceful slumber and your first encounter with the new will be waking up, well-rested, to a morning basked in sunlight that's yours for the taking.

Esme: No, I'm gonna do coke.

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[Christmas Morning]

Zig: Hell yeah, a Nintendo 64 and, oh shit, Santa brought me the moon!

Esme: It destroyed everything. Half the country has been demolished. Everyone we know is dead. Why would you ask for the moon? Why did you do this to us?

Zig: Help me hook up the Nintendo.

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Maya: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas.

Zig, drinking his toast: Why?

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Grace: I hope I get run over.

Tiny: Come on its Christmas! Get in the festive spirit!

Grace: *sighs* Fine, I hope I get run over by a reindeer.

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Frankie: Do you wanna slow dance with me?

Zig: Okay

Zig: [Does the Macarena at 1/4 speed.]

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Jonah: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Grace: Killed without hesitation.

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Winston: I wish you would admit it when you make a mistake.

Goldi, bitterly stirring her coffee: Maybe I like it better with salt...

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Zig: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Grace: It's no joke, I'm a legit snack.

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Esme: If you like me, raise your hand.

Tiny: What if I don't like you?

Esme: Then raise your standards.