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Ebisu: These two bicker on like an old married couple!

Noi: We ARE an old married couple!

Shin: Who are you calling old?!

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Nikaido: I made you a friendship bracelet.

Kaiman: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.

Nikaido: You don’t have to wear it.

Kaiman: No, I’m gonna wear it. Forever. Back off.

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Fujita: I understand that we need something to lure the zombie, but why does it have to look like me?

Ebisu: You’re the only one of us who looks edible.

Fujita: Excuse me?

Ebisu: Mostly cause you shower.

En: It’s just science.

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[at the New Year’s eve party]

En, raising his glass: I would like to offer a toast.

Noi: I cannot believe already gone through another twelve months of absolute fuckery.

En: Cheers, boys.

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Kaiman: I'm gonna be honest, here...

Nikaido: Is that wise?

Kaiman: No. But I'm gonna do it anyways.

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Risu, about Aikawa: Look at these eyebrows! These are attack eyebrows!

Risu: You could take off bottle tops with these!

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Tamba: What do you call sabotage and vandalism?

Kaiman: A hobby.

Kaiman: …That I do not engage in.

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Nikaido: I’m kinda cold.

En: Here, have my jacket.

Chota: …I’m cold, too.

En: Well, damnit, Chota! I can’t control the weather.

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Nikaido: I will help you.

Kaiman: Is that a promise?

Nikaido: It’s more than a promise. It’s a pinky promise.

Nikaido [later]: That promise launched a friendship so grand it takes 103 scrapbooks to capture.

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Aikawa: When have I ever given you a reason not to trust me?

Risu: Would you like me to answer alphabetically or chronologically?

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En: What the hell are you made of?

Chota: Bourbon and poor choices.

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Nikaido: We’ll see if we can break in, but be subtle.

Kaiman: Yeah, yeah.

Kaiman: [Proceeds to kick the door repeatedly]

Nikaido: [sighs] That’s not subtle.

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En, walking down stairs: Is something burning..?

Chota, leaning seductively against the counter: Just my desire for you.

En: The toaster is on fire.

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Fujita & Ebisu: [loses Noi in a crowd]

Ebisu: This calls for drastic measures.

Ebisu: *ahem* YOUR SENPAI SUCKS!

Noi: [entering violently] WHO THE FUCK-

Ebisu: Found her.

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Kaiman: I lost like 27 pounds.

Tamba: What’s your secret?

Kaiman: I had my head ripped off.

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[Kaiman running]

Doc: Let me see what you have!

Kaiman: A KNIFE!

Doc: NO!

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Nikaido: Hello, people who do not live here.

[All mumble variations of ‘hey’ and ‘hello’]

Nikaido: I gave you the key for emergencies.

Kaiman: We were out of Doritos.