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[popine19]

This is 100000% what happened when Hendrik was sent to Puerto Valor and Jasper to Sniflheim. It is basically cannon.

Hendrik looks so pathetic I love him

Also I saw that they actually have a yaoi type height difference and I live for it.

Jasper be like I love my sunglasses cause no one can tell where I'm looking at.

[paradoxkin]

👉 you can help directly here:

paypal: [email protected] venmo: alumirust cashapp: $doppelgougar

We're two disabled queer + trans people trying to move out of a crumbling semi-rural Section 8 apartment where we've been dealing with fun things like:

mold

ant infestations (that started in january. in MINNESOTA.)

holes in the ceiling + sagging soft spots that promise more to come

neighbors who literally SWATTED us

and an on-site maintenance person who has seemingly been trying to sabotage us since day one.

She’s accused us of things we didn’t do (like having a dog?? we don’t??), made false reports, and generally made us feel like we’re being constantly watched and punished for existing. I can’t sneeze without her bad vibes leaking in from the other side of the wall.

We've finally secured a new place in through section 8. It's a top-floor apartment in a much calmer, safer environment in an area closer to a major city that will provide access to resources we've been lacking, such as medical treatment. It's genuinely the best place either of us have ever had a chance to live in, and getting there would be fucking life-changing for our health, safety, and survival.

But we need help getting out. We move out by July 31st, 2025, and we need help covering moving costs. That means:

a moving truck and help with furniture (we’re headed to the third floor, bless our spinal columns),

basic moving supplies (tape, boxes, trash bags, etc),

first-month setup costs,

and emergency funds in case something goes sideways (which, spoiler alert: it already has).

Because, OF COURSE, every power-that-be is making this as hard as possible. In just the last week:

I had to beg a county worker not to sit on my income paperwork for 10 days because I literally need to move now,

and Section 8 scheduled our inspection for July 30th—less than 24 hours before our move-out date.

Like. What???? That gave us zero time to plan. If that inspection failed for any reason, we’d be homeless. I had to file a whole disability accommodation just to get them to consider rescheduling. Like “hey if you do this, I might spiral into total crisis and lose all my resources! please don't!” The fact that I had to put that in writing is... bonkers doesn't cover it. I'm waiting on a response and have no idea what things are actually going to look like, despite the apartment approving me. I consent, my landlord consents, Section 8 does not. That's where we're at.

Amidst all this, I'm still trying to function. Last month I had to go to the ER and was prescribed Ativan because my body just said “nope” to eating, sleeping, or doing anything that wasn't vomit bile and stare catatonic at nothing. To top it off, I just got denied SSI—on the basis of a false claim that I had detransitioned, because I have the gall to sometimes go by different names as a queer person with a dissociative disorder. So. Yeah. It’s been a bad time.

AND—because the universe can always kick harder—Trump's "Big Beautiful Bill" is already starting to impact services. If Planned Parenthood loses Medicaid funding, both of us will be completely cut off from our only affordable access to HRT. This move would put us in an area with more clinics that still accept Medicaid, giving us safer backup options if the worst comes to pass.

👉 If you want to help us actually make this move happen:

Paypal: [email protected] Cashapp: $doppelgougar Venmo: alumirust

Helping us would give us a chance to live somewhere stable, quiet, and accessible. It would let us heal. It would let me, as an artist, make things again. I want so badly to just be a neurodivergent queer artist in peace, and this move could finally make that possible. We’re almost there—just need the final push.

Thank you for reading. May your walls be solid and your floors ant-free. 💜

[paradoxkin]

✨ UPDATE (7/22): We had the inspection yesterday, and it passed! We’re officially approved to move into the new place, which is a huge relief. That said, we’re still in dire need of support, especially around actual moving help.

Despite being eligible for moving assistance through my disability waiver, we’re hitting red tape and dead ends. The state either won’t cover the help we need in time or is requiring a level of planning and documentation that’s just not realistic with only a few days left. We’re trying to figure things out while managing chronic illness, trauma responses, and executive dysfunction that ramps up under stress.

So we urgently need community support to pull this off. This means help with:

Moving truck rental

Physical help lifting and moving furniture (to a third floor 😅)

Basic supplies (boxes, bags, tape)

Last-minute/emergency costs as they arise

Help with first-month costs

If you’ve been on the fence about donating or sharing, this is the time. We’re so close. We almost have the keys, we just need the strength to carry ourselves across the threshold.

links (again): PayPal: [email protected] CashApp: $doppelgougar Venmo: alumirust

Thank you, truly. Every share, dollar, and kind word has helped us push through this. 💜

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[whoswearingthetrousers]

Honestly surprised I haven’t seen this done yet. Maybe I’m just late to the party whatever

[incorrect-dqxi-quotes]

Oh my god i just realized that i basically have the same hair as hendrik right now

[winxixia]

Jasper & Hendrik

[corvidexoskeleton]

Dqxi had the right idea. If you're gonna make a character in your story have their natural hair color being some kind of bright unnatural color, it should be the huge fighter man that's inarguably masc. Dqxi could've given the long, pretty lavender hair to any of the other main party members. They could've given it to Serena. Or Jade. But they didn't. They gave it to Hendrik. Absolutely unparalleled move.

[mrsometimes11]

Oh to be a Dragon Quest NPC, just chilling, living in a well, on a random island miles from anywhere.

[thornsent]

my partner and I are both multiply disabled (mental + physical, we rly won huh) trans queers and we RLY need help moving out!!! we are finally probably ACTUALLY close to getting a spot this time? I've had like 6 places either bail on me or deny me after weeks of stringing me along so who knows. I truly hope, it seems more promising than ever idk!!

vnmo alumirust pypl [email protected] csh4pp doppelgougar

more lore below the cut V I am so sorry and I am So tired of this situation

we've been staying with a friend of mine for several months and things have spiraled to the point I'm not sure I consider this person a friend anymore tbh. we've both been trying to communicate our needs and abilities from the beginning but we r not listened to, constantly disregarded, and then told our breakdowns bc of this are disruptive. lol

we have a housing voucher that we've been trying to use all this time but it's been really hard to find a place bc we don't have rental history or any family to back us up financially so even with full down payment in hand we've been getting turned down a lot. my girlfriend's savings from when she was able to work are dwindling fast bc it's all we've had to live on and pay for app fees with (my care team is supposed to be helping w this but they've been negligent of me since I started working w them) and we don't have a lot of furniture we need, as well as needing to get basics like dish soap and laundry expenses etc bc we also haven't really been able to do our laundry here! ough!

so basically the money would go towards first month's rent (we already paid the deposit TwT) getting furniture and household stuff we need, a desperately-needed trip to the laundromat, and anything else like that which would come up! I'm also working on an amazon wishlist for the practical stuff we need, blessedly I still have my mop and broom as they were unaffected by the infestation but other things like my microwave were not spared... ALSO FUCK WE NEED SOME BOXES!! we're gonna hit up a liquor store today but idk we'll see!

[npreussen]

[dremyink06]

@kirstenonic05

[thornsent]

tldr I had to put everything I own into storage after fleeing a cockroach infested apartment where I was being stalked & harassed for being trans. my belongings have been in limbo and I need help affording a uhaul so I can finally get my things back + have a livelihood again. We need a minimum of $150 for the truck itself, as well as help with the cost of gas <3

p@yp4l: [email protected] v3nmo: alumirust c4sh4pp: $doppelgougar

Several months ago, I had to flee an infested apartment where I was not only facing cockroaches but also dealing with a transphobic stalker harassing me. I had to put all of my belongings into storage in what was possibly the most traumatic and sudden move of my life, where everything I own has remained until now. I'm finally in (relatively) more stable housing, but I can't afford both my storage unit AND renting a uhaul by myself in addition to my other regular living expenses.

My only income right now is temporary disability at 200/month and my storage unit eats up over half of that amount. I was selling my artwork to supplement, but my stock & supplies are in the storage unit, so I've been unable to supplement my income as normal... I really need help with affording this so I can get my belongings out of storage, no longer have to worry about an additional cost I can't really afford, and no longer worry about losing everything I own because I can't make a payment again. Even if you can't donate a lot a few dollars really does make a difference!! I really really appreciate the help, I would quite literally not be here without it <3

[thornsent]

my partner and I are in the middle of a huge shitstorm rn and we really need help!!!!

Vmo @/alumirust PyPl [email protected] CshPp $doppelgougar

tldr I'm trying to find an apartment for the two of us while dealing with housing instability myself, my girlfriend is being kicked out by her transphobic and horrifically abusive family and we need help getting her up here so that she is not homeless in the rural southern US as a trans woman. my partner's deadline is the end of april. I need to find a place by july or my voucher gets taken away. it's a mess

I'm still struggling to find housing with a government subsidy in order to be able to get back on my feet after years of homelessness & instability because of fleeing an abusive relationship when I was 19. if you've been following me you know the absolute nightmare my situation has been leading up to this. I'm able to stay somewhere relatively stable for the time being, blessedly, and they're able to take in my partner as well.

My close friend and lovely girlfriend has been unable to escape her severely abusive family for her whole life. the shit she's told me they do to her is the stuff of genuine nightmares, and now they're kicking her out at the end of the month. she had made plans, but they've since fallen through, and she needs help repairing her car.

the biggest, most pressing issue with her car is the rack and pinion probably need to be replaced. we're working on getting an estimate for that but she's having to take it somewhere else because the initial mechanic she brought it to couldn't help her with it :( I'll update this post with a dollar amount when we have it!!

her deadline is the end of april. if she's unable to get her car repaired on time, we're looking into having the car delivered, her flying in via plane, and mailing some of her belongings (she really doesn't have a lot, though) and then worrying about the repairs once she's up here. the car is technically operable, but the issues with it mean it's NOT safe for a 17+ hour drive in its current state. but she also absolutely has to be out by the end of the month. it's a fucking mess like I said!! she has SOME savings to work off of, but not very much. she had to shell out $750 for repairs not including the rack and pinion.

any little bit at all is appreciated, even small amounts add up. if all my followers helped with just one dollar we'd be really close to being able to afford the delivery outright!! even if you're unable to help please share this, I really really want to ensure my girlfriend is able to get out of there safely. thank you all for your help so far <3

[thornsent]

hey!! my girlfriend and I are still settling in & could use help with some other basic necessities and quality of life improving things esp until we get our own apartment sorted out!! we also JUST finally got the last leg of repairs on her car done so it'll be in working order, but not at any small cost

any little bit helps, and if you're broke as hell like us, a reblog can't hurt either. <3 <3 <3 + thank you so much for the folks who helped cover her ticket here and a good bit of our food, it's been very appreciated!!!

[jjinpang]

he had one more growth spurt... I forgor

[jjinpang]

[suppuration]

I really don't want to make a post for this, but I also feel very much like I need to. I'm really feeling lost, and like when it rains, it pours.

I'm a disabled, unemployed queer, and my partner and I are struggling in a bad way.

I just got diagnosed with a kidney stone large enough that I cannot naturally pass it, and it's started to impact my kidney function. The stone is likely to only continue increasing in size. It's tripled in size in only two years.

My partner and I are currently also uninsured, and are ineligible for Medicaid in our state. It's going to require a costly procedure to remove the stone. If it remains and continues to grow at the rate it's been growing, it will eventually require surgical extraction, which will cost even more.

My CA and V are both ketherphorbia. If you like, you can also tip me with this post, but CA/V both take less of a cut of whatever you send us. [edit: I i just heard tipping is getting sunset at the end of the month. If you don't have access to CA/V, my comms are closed rn, but you can also buy me Coffee at sacredflamingart if you're able to help us out.]

Anything you can spare is going to help with doctor bills, prescriptions, and groceries. Even a few bucks will help us tremendously.

Thank you.

[thornsent]

my partner and I are in the middle of a huge shitstorm rn and we really need help!!!!

Vmo @/alumirust PyPl [email protected] CshPp $doppelgougar

tldr I'm trying to find an apartment for the two of us while dealing with housing instability myself, my girlfriend is being kicked out by her transphobic and horrifically abusive family and we need help getting her up here so that she is not homeless in the rural southern US as a trans woman. my partner's deadline is the end of april. I need to find a place by july or my voucher gets taken away. it's a mess

I'm still struggling to find housing with a government subsidy in order to be able to get back on my feet after years of homelessness & instability because of fleeing an abusive relationship when I was 19. if you've been following me you know the absolute nightmare my situation has been leading up to this. I'm able to stay somewhere relatively stable for the time being, blessedly, and they're able to take in my partner as well.

My close friend and lovely girlfriend has been unable to escape her severely abusive family for her whole life. the shit she's told me they do to her is the stuff of genuine nightmares, and now they're kicking her out at the end of the month. she had made plans, but they've since fallen through, and she needs help repairing her car.

the biggest, most pressing issue with her car is the rack and pinion probably need to be replaced. we're working on getting an estimate for that but she's having to take it somewhere else because the initial mechanic she brought it to couldn't help her with it :( I'll update this post with a dollar amount when we have it!!

her deadline is the end of april. if she's unable to get her car repaired on time, we're looking into having the car delivered, her flying in via plane, and mailing some of her belongings (she really doesn't have a lot, though) and then worrying about the repairs once she's up here. the car is technically operable, but the issues with it mean it's NOT safe for a 17+ hour drive in its current state. but she also absolutely has to be out by the end of the month. it's a fucking mess like I said!! she has SOME savings to work off of, but not very much. she had to shell out $750 for repairs not including the rack and pinion.

any little bit at all is appreciated, even small amounts add up. if all my followers helped with just one dollar we'd be really close to being able to afford the delivery outright!! even if you're unable to help please share this, I really really want to ensure my girlfriend is able to get out of there safely. thank you all for your help so far <3

[thornsent]

we still really need help!! donations have fallen off but my partner will be here this saturday (may the fourth wrow....) n we rly can use all the help we can get <3

[jubilfetv]

i have so many of these