Incorrect Project: Eden's Garden Quotes

Selection of quotes edited to be said by Project: Eden's Garden characters, because these jokes haven't been run into the ground already (please don't take anything shipping-related here too seriously, I'm mostly going with whatever I think is funniest/most relevant)

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Cassidy: HAPPY NEW EAR!! 🎉🎉

Wenona: u got a new ear?

Cassidy: the one time i decide to be nice to u

[dav-suburbiia]

VERY MILD P:EG CHAPTER 1 SPRITE SPOILERS

just some text posts or whatever

[peachbunny1110]

- MASSIVE P:EG CHAPTER 1 SPOILERS -

if YOU are a sad project: eden's garden fan who wants to cope with memes, and if YOU have a sick sense of humor, i have JUST THE THING FOR YOU below the break </3

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Wolfgang: If our plan goes poorly, where should we meet up?

Eva: The afterlife, I suspect.

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Merry Christmas Eva, everyone!

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Jett: I sleep in a racing car, do you!?

Wolfgang: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.

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Toshiko: But that's silly! Going to the grocery store is easy! You just walk right in and there you are!

Mark: Not if you have depression.

Toshiko: Oh, I see.

[divineluckfuckoff]

Diana thought Madoka Magica was fun and games.

She was wrong

[rachelcommitscrimes]

he 100% would say this to wolfgang

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Jett: Look, Grace; you have to treat a car like you treat a woman.

Grace: ...Go on.

Jett:

Jett: No. I feel like I've made a mistake of some kind.

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Tozu: YYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSS!!

Tozu: KILL!!!!!!!!

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Cassidy: What magic do I learn if I want to kill people with my mind?

Wenona: Marketing

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Toshiko: Jett likes you very much, he'd throw himself in front of a moving car for you!

Mark: He'd throw himself in front of a car for fun.

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Tozu: *emerges into the courtroom in a cloud of smoke*

Kai: Oh my god, it's Lady Gaga!!

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Ingrid: If you don't know what to get your friends and/or family for the holidays, literally nobody would be mad at receiving a sword. Get them a sword.

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Damon: *holding up Jett's dragster suit* Cassidy, do you know what this thing is!?

Cassidy: ...Stinky?

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Grace: Time for ul-tra-vi-o-lence. ♪