everybody's either gay as shit or drunk as fuck

...or both || CLOSED

[dumbbitchnumberone]

why is it so embarrassing when I'm playing fall out boy at work and pete wentz starts doing his spoken word like babygirl knock that off... there's other people listening...

[pete-stop-writing-abt-mikey]

attempt #4

Patrick: guys !! we need to make more materials!! the fans are literally begging us to make new music now!!

Pete: let me write songs about Mikey

Joe: hey Andy can you go ask a random guy in the street how they'd feel if there's a fob hiatus 2.0

[pete-stop-writing-abt-mikey]

attempt #6

Gerard: peter fucking wentz stop writing about my little brother or i'll have to kill you

Pete: *blinks* well hi there, brother-in-law

[pete-stop-writing-abt-mikey]

attempt #13

Patrick: *pushes Josh to Pete* go, do your job

Josh: umm ok

Josh: hey, Pete, you gotta stop writing about Mikey Way. it's just,, weird, y'know

Pete: Josh you're out of the band

[incorrect-emo-quotes]

Patrick: If something scares and excites you at the same time, you should do it.

Joe: Time to fuck a blender!

Patrick: Wait no.

[incorrect-emo-quotes]

Gerard: What do you have right there?

Frank: A SWORD.

Gerard: NO!

Ray: Oh my god why does he have a sword- WHO GAVE HIM THAT?!?

[incorrect-emo-quotes]

Brendon: You know, you were right.

Dallon: About what, specifically? Because I’m right about a lot of things.

[incorrect-emo-quotes]

Brendon, whispering: I really like you and want to kiss you a lot.

Patrick: What?

Brendon: I said you suck.

[incorrect-emo-quotes]

Tyler: My kink is when people actually care about my feelings and what I have to say.

Frank, not missing a beat while drinking his smoothie: Too unrealistic, settle for bondage like the rest of us.

[skinmite]

absolutely love posting in this font size. i have logged the fuck on and im gonna be a real bastard about it

[incorrect-emo-quotes]

Frank: Why do we fight over stupid shit?

Mikey: Because you say stupid shit.

[incorrect-emo-quotes]

Dallon: What are you? Twelve?

Brendon: Yeah, on the scale of one to ten!

[incorrect-emo-quotes]

Gabe, to Mikey: I love you.      

Mikey: That’s your business.

[incorrect-emo-quotes]

Pete: Can we get ice cream?

Joe: What did Patrick say?

Pete: He said no.

Joe: And Andy?

Pete: Rejected.

Joe: And what makes you think I’ll agree to it?

Pete: Because they're not the boss of you.

Joe, Internally: This is a trap. This is a trap. This is a tra-

[incorrect-emo-quotes]

Brendon: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Ryan: I'm a knife

Gabe, from the next room: He's a little spoon!

[incorrect-emo-quotes]

Nicole: What are you drinking?

Brendon: Vodka.

Mike: Straight?

Brendon: I'm gay?

Dan:

[incorrect-emo-quotes]

Gerard: Mikey is never going to hit on you.

Gabe: How do you know?

Gerard: Because I looked at him and I looked at you.