Mikey: Always remember that you're not worthless.
Brendon: That was actually nice, Mikey.
Mikey: Organs are extremely expensive on the black market these days.
Gabe: And there's my boy.
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Mikey: Always remember that you're not worthless.
Brendon: That was actually nice, Mikey.
Mikey: Organs are extremely expensive on the black market these days.
Gabe: And there's my boy.
Gerard: Mikey is never going to hit on you.
Gabe: How do you know?
Gerard: Because I looked at him and I looked at you.
Gabe, to Mikey: I love you.
Mikey: That’s your business.
Gabe: There's nothing bigger than my dick!
Brendon: Your lies.
Travie: Your idiocy.
Ryan: Your insecurities.
Pete: Your ego.
Patrick and Mikey, simultaneously: Your desperation to get our attention.
Gabe: Wanna go out with me someday?
Mikey: Sure why not yesterday or February 30th.
Gabe: There's "yes" in "yesterday".
Mikey: There's also "fuck off" in "fuck off".
Gabe : *texting Pete* Mikey's with me now.
Pete : No matter how much you try, he will never love you as much as he loves me.
Gabe : ...blocked.
Pete : Wait don't block me yet, I have something to tell you.
Gabe : What.
Pete : Bitch.