Lost In The Everwild

my favorite underrated book series

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Mikey: I prevented a murder today.

Nick: Really? How?

Mikey: Self-control.

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Mikey: I don’t do relationships.

Allie: [exists]

Mikey:

Mikey: Fuck.

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Mikey: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions.

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Mikey: Allie, I don’t want you hanging around Milos anymore.

Allie: Why not?

Mikey: He just gives me a weird—

Milos, popping out of nowhere: Yes, why not?

Mikey: hOLY—

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Zin: I was in a race once.

Nick: Really? When?

Zin: Well if you want to get technical, the police called it “resisting arrest.”

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Charlie: He called me ugly!

Nick: Johnnie, apologize.

Johnnie-O: Fine. I’m sorry you’re ugly.

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Allie: Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three.

Allie: One, two, three!

Allie: ...

Milos: ...

Allie: See, now I’m just disappointed in both of us.

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Jix: Do you care if I take the skin off of the furby? I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us. Also I want to softhack his circuits.

Nick: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

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Mary and Nick: *staring into each other’s eyes*

Allie: *opens a soda*

Mary: We were having a moment.

Allie: And I’m having a soda.

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Nick, about Jackin Jill: She’s a really nice gal and all but I’m pretty sure that she is a serial murderer.

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Mikey: Yeah, I just suck at apologies, so… unfuck you or whatever…

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Allie: You’re cute, but selfish and egotistical to the point of near-delusion.

Mikey: ...

Mikey: She called me cute.

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Nick, popping out of a giant cake: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Mikey: Thanks, but I was kind of expecting Allie.

Nick: Seven years we’ve known each other, and now you don’t want to see me jump out of a cake? You insult me!

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i love everlost and this blog is iconic, i was shook when i saw there were actually posts in the tag. gotta keep this tiny fandom chugging

Oh yay! Thank you! I didn’t actually think anyone would ever come onto this blog! Haha! Glad you like it!

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Allie: Mikey, could you light a candle?

Mikey: I don’t need a candle; you’re the only light I need.

Allie: I can’t fucking see.

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Mikey: The glass is half empty.

Nick: I think the glass is half full.

Mikey: I think you’re full of shit.

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Mary: When you’ve been in Everlost as long as I have, you develop thick skin.

Mikey: Green is not your color.

Mary: Green bRINGS OUT MY EYES, YOU PRICK!