[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[sev1n]

who are you. what happened to my beautiful friend malewifedyke. why are you parading around her dead body (pfp) like a trophy. how could you do this you monster.

i am her evil clone who has been living trapped in a basement for the last 24 years. we talked about it and decided it’s my turn to experience the world and for her to be trapped underground. she will be back in the year of 2048

this is what i look like btw

[sev1n]

life is full of so much joy and so many vintage buttons

[warmfigure]

made an arrangement to match this perfect farmers market tomato

[sev1n]

becoming vaguely hat shaped

[sev1n]

what do you do with beads. i’m going to have a lot of beads in the coming days

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[bumblebeebats]

I can't believe some people are actually reblogging this like "Tch. Omg, so embarrassing OP, I can't believe you would ever admit to liking Hamilton 😏 " like ok, first of all congratulations for hatching as a fully formed adult in 2022 from the pure white egg of a virgin swan i guess. Raised in a cave on a diet consisting solely of nuts and berries and leftist twitter clapbacks. "ooooooh, I've never had a complicated relationship with a piece of art that was phenomenally well-received at the time but aged like milk as later reflection revealed the fundamental flaws in its premise that were in fact present from its inception but which I didn't notice because I was 17 and hadn't heard of neoliberalism yet" Should we throw a party? Should we invite Anthony Fantano? Anyway second of all. you draw the line at Lin Manuel Miranda but you're fine with basement guy?

[natalieironside]

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

[sawkinator]

can we send him to the glue factory instead

[nessa007]

[angels-all-sin]

“ask me about” button PNGs credit not necessary but appreciated!

[pearlpoet]

post-post clarity when you're looking at your post on the dash like who gives a fuck. delete

[lesbiangiratina]

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[sev1n]

still having an identity crisis may change pfp next. however it’s been 84 years and i’m attached

[strangestcase]

This is UNTRUE!!!! If you’re new to Catholicism you HAVE to listen to MEEEEEEEEE. Here’s my advice:

Leave

[wibblyrlin]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT | 3.05 "New York"

[fc-bayern-clownchen]

(i'm about to wax peter drury levels of poetic, so strap the fuck in)

cabo verde is just a tiny little nation off the coast of west africa, with a population just shy of the city of detroit. they’re a nation mostly forgotten by the world, made of two volcanic islands. a people who live mostly peaceful, unremarkable lives.

when they qualified for the world cup, literally no one knew who they were, let alone where. a small country, meant to be a blip on the path of the giants amidst them. and then they held spain to a draw.

most people said it was a fluke, a bad showing by spain and a stroke of luck for them combined, because no way in hell can a 40 year old goalie stop lamine yamal, right?

then lightning struck twice.

they did that with uruguay, holding them to 2-2. uruguay, former multiple world champions. over a remarkable run in an already remarkable world cup, cabo verde came in second in a group with spain, uruguay and saudi arabia. they are david, facing down goliath with no fear, only squared shoulders.

today, they held lionel messi’s argentina to the very edge of their sanity, making them work over 3 hours to earn this victory. three hours of relentless defense, some of the best goalkeeping i’ve ever seen from a man who did not pick up those gloves until his 20s, and a team unshaken by the giants they were facing.

they lost, yes, but they lost 3-2 to lionel messi’s argentina, the same team that won the previous world cup in a journey worthy of a fairytale of its own. they say that miracles don’t happen - and they don’t, because this isn’t a miracle.

this is the hero’s journey, and we have all just experienced the incredible privilege it was to bear witness.