Mr. Washy: They should invent good things that happen to me

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@incorrect-exhibit
Mr. Washy: They should invent good things that happen to me
Mr. Washy: I told the rest of the exhibit I couldn't find my m&ms to which Floaty said "maybe someone took them and hid them behind my bed" which is a suspiciously specific theory
Mr. Washy: Are you ticklish?
Ms. Stretch, taking a gigantic step back: no
Jack: You know, chances are one of us is probably still "it" from a childhood game of tag
Mr. Washy:
Mr. Washy: Way to fuck me up on a Tuesday
Mr. Washy, watching Jack mess with Mr. Handy: ooh, that's against clown code
Ms. Stretch, first day here: WHAT'S CLOWN CODE
Ms. Stretch: Text me when you're home safely, ok?
Jack: I'm home dangerously
Ms. Stretch: stop it
Jack: I'm home lethally
Ms. Stretch: Why are you on fire?
Mr. Washy: This is just how my day is going.
Painting Clown: Is there any way I can make you feel worse?
Ms. Stretch: This may be the funniest question I've ever got.
Jack: Eat shit and die, Washy!!!
Mr. Washy: Eat shit and live, Jack.
Im died help
give it 3 minutes
Jack: Do you ever just touch your face and think "there be bones in me skin"
Jack: Ignore me I'm on ketamine
Ms. Stretch: I wish I had bones
Mr. Washy: I wish I had ketamine
Mr. Washy, celebrating after a basketball game: THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, BABY! THAT'S WHY YOU GOTTA LEARN FROM THE CHAMP!
Mr. Handy, holding the ball: You lost by 55 points
hello
hi
Mr. Washy: Whenever I do weed I'm gay. Then I stop being...buzzed and I just straighten out.
Jack: High, Washy.
Mr Washy: ...hi
ADD APPY
what is happening
Accually brown shoes for appy
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Can you add appy to the exhibit of sorrows cast appy is an apple with green eyes dark green overalls yellow shirt no shes btw just NUBS