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Charming: Am I a good person? No. Charming: But do I try to be better every single day? Charming: Also no.

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*Bigby standing in front of a mirror*: 8) *Snow walks by*: :) Snow: :) Bigby: :D

#submission #submitted by grin-a-wolfish-grin #Bigby Wolf #snow white #this is not a quote but it was cute so im posting it anyway

Bigby, to Beast: I don't hate you... I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence.

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Bigby, to the cubs: I agree with whatever nonsense your mother just said.

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Charming: You see this arms?

Charming: Wii Sports Resort.

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“If i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly i would have cero dollars bitch you thought lmao”

—Prince Charming

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“If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be?”

—Pinocchio.

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Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it's "intelligent" and "really cool" but when I do it I'm "petty" and "need to let it go."

Bigby Wolf

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Charming: *Wakes up next to Sinbad every morning*

Charming: *Softly, every time* Holy shit.

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Pinocchio: Off we go on our epic mission! No hesitation! No stopping! And not turning back!

Ozma: Did you remember your headphones?

Pinocchio: We're turning back!

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Charming: How did he get in here? We had dozens of guards!

Bigby: Those were ours?

Bigby: I mean oh my God how did he get through the guards?

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I'm gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife. If someone tries to punch me, they're in for a surprise (the knife).

Pinocchio

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Bigby: Go ahead and introduce yourself.

Pinocchio: My name is Pinocchio with a "b" and I've been afraid of insects my entire life.

Bigby: Stop, stop, stop. Where?

Pinocchio: Huh?

Bigby: Where's the "b"?

Pinocchio: THERE'S A BEE?!

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Charming: Bigby, thank you for agreeing to see me.

Bigby: I didn’t. You just walked in here and started talking.

Charming: I don’t have time for a history lesson.

#fables #incorrect fables quotes #bigby wolf #prince charming #source: i literally just saw this post and don't remember it kill me

Bigby, to Pinocchio, Fly and Blue: Why is it, when something happens, it is always you three?

Blue: Believe me, sir, I’ve been asking myself the same question.

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Flycatcher: I'm a guy with mature interests!

Blue: Such as?

Flycatcher: Politics! Culture!

Flycatcher: ...PG-13 movies!

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Blue, answering the phone: Hello?

Pinocchio: It's Pinocchio.

Blue: What did he do this time?

Pinocchio: No, it's me, Pinocchio, it's actually me.

Blue: What did you do this time?

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