what do you mean these didn't actually happen?

Side blog by @sherlockisactuallyagaysname. Incorrect quotes for many fandoms

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Torres, about Yelena: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.

Bucky: Are we stealing them?

Sam: New or used?

Torres: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Sam: Bucky, I'm sad.

Bucky: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Yelena: Torres, I'm sad.

Torres, nodding: mood.

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Sam: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Bucky: Not if they consent to it.

Yelena: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Torres: YES?!?

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Sam: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Bucky: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Torres: I got distracted about halfway through.

Yelena: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Sam: what defines home for you?

Bucky: home is where you are

Yelena: home is where family is

Torres: home is where I can take a nap on my bedroom floor without being judged

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Bucky, texting: sam I need your help

Sam: wait gimme 10 minutes i cant find my phone

Bucky: oh okay take your time

*5 minutes later*

Bucky: I hate you

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Natasha: whats your street name?

Sam: Lil Wilson

Natasha: you live on a street called Lil Wilson!?

Sam: oh you mean my address

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Sarah: so do you want sweet popcorn or salty popcorn?

Bucky, staring at sam: i want it like him

Sarah: we don't have ugly popcorn

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Mobius: loki thinks I'm adorable because I think I can manipulate him

Mobius: Loki thinks I'm ✨ adorable ✨

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Torres: whats nostalgia?

Sam: when you miss something really old

*later*

Bucky: hey guys I'm home

Sam: aww, I missed you

Torres, whispering: nostalgia

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Mobius: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Loki, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Casey:

Casey: wont it be fsh?

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Loki: I put the "bitch" in "bi"

Sylvie: don't you mean-

Mobius: no no, I want to see how long it takes him to get it

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Loki: I put the "bi" in bitch

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Loki: biro ace? No no no, you misheard me. I said pyro ace

Loki: *sets everything on fire*

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Loki: bisexual? No no no, you misheard me. I said bihexual.

Loki: *curses you*

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Bucky: be the bigger person!

Pre-serum Steve: how!??

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Sam: what, according to you, is the height of stupidity?

Natasha: Bucky how tall are you

Bucky: 6'1

Natasha: 6'1