Incorrect Fanfiction Quotes

As a warning, I do tend to switch between hyperfixating on Harry Potter (fuck JKR) and MHA | If you come across a link titled "New Session," it's bc that fic can only be viewed by people with AO3 accounts

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Lucius: We must get rid of that vase, my dear.

Narcissa: And why would that be?

Lucius, a liar: It bit me 🥺

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35855626/chapters/134640943#workskin

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my daily affirmation as an author

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Hisashi: I’m getting re-married!

Izuku: Neat.

Hisashi: Surprise! He’s the arch nemesis of my ex wife’s new boyfriend!

Izuku: Wtf

All Might: I ATTENDED ALL FOR ONE’S WEDDING?

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Mrs. Figg: Hmm, this doesn’t seem to be an actual animal.

Mrs. Figg: But who am I to get in between a boy and his cat?

(This decision will have consequences)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Mrs. Figg: What do you mean you haven’t left for the train yet?!

Mrs. Figg: At this rate, you’ll never make it to the platform! Quickly! Into my car!

Harry: Wait, you’re a witch?

Mrs. Figg: Not quite, dearie. But with the work Arthur so kindly did to my car, I can travel like one. To Scotland!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Peter: I’m an adult!!

Stark: Oh yeah? Then explain taxes to me.

Peter: …

Stark: Taxes? Ring any bells? You can’t explain it to me, can you. You’re sitting this one out, kid.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Luna: You can borrow Dumbledore, if you’d like.

Harry: You named your owl Dumbledore?

Luna: He’ll bring me random things sometimes, lose the letters he’s meant to give me.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Hermione: You never know! Maybe being your soulmate will change things!

Harry, shocked at her audacity: Go on.

Hermione: No.

Hermione: I sense I’ve made a mistake of some kind.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37337773

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Izuku: *is referred to with female pronouns during their internship*

Izuku: Huh, that’s weird. I’ve never been mistaken as a girl before!

Mirko: Do you want me to correct the mistake?

Izuku: Nah, I don’t really care. Heroism is more important than gender.

Mirko: *is suspicious*

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Random fucking villain: Oh hey, a kid who I can kidnap! The boss will be thrilled!

Izuku, who’s been paranoid his whole life: Stabby stab

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/38032936/chapters/94995802

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Harry: Leave finding a place to practice up to me. I know a guy.

Ginny: What kind of guy? Is he a helpful one?

Harry, about Dobby: When he isn’t trying to save my life.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Harry: Umbridge made me use a blood quill.

Madam Pomfrey: That blasted woman! Giving me more work!

Madam Pomfrey: Here, take a get out of jail free card, and show it to her the next time you feel the urge to do or say something stupid.

Madam Pomfrey: Actually, here, take a dozen.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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A Weasley, a Malfoy, and a muggle walk into Gringotts together…

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I’ve probably said it before, and imma say it again: this is my favorite fanfiction in existence, across all fandoms.

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NO IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

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Inko: *is threatening All Might for the sake of her son*

All Might: This woman could try to kill me, and I would let her.

Izuku: Yeah, I’m not touching that.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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That feeling when you’re running out of fics for a ship and a lot of preferences become negotiable.

Like the Major Character Death warning.