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Ferid: Hello Mika~

Mika: Krul’s right outside. One scream from me and she goes into combat mode.

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Yuu: We all have our demons.

Yuu, grabbing Mika: This one's mine.

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Ferid: After that accident I wasn't able to walk for over three years!

Crowley: …what accident?

Ferid: My birth.

Crowley:

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Shinoa: When I was little—

Yuu & Kimizuki: *start laughing hysterically*

Kimizuki: Was?

Shinoa:

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[In bed]

Guren: I love you.

Shinya: I love you too.

[Akward silence]

Guren: We both love you as well, Mahiru.

Mahiru, in the middle of the bed: Thanks, I was starting to feel a little left out.

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Ferid: I actually have a black belt.

Crowley: In what, karate?

Ferid: No, from Gucci.

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Yuu: *slips and falls over*

Yoichi: Yuu-kun, are you okay!? That must’ve hurt!

Shinoa: Wait do it again, I didn’t see.

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Ferid, hanging off the side of a cliff: Somebody please help! I can’t hold on much longer!

Mika, holding two milkshakes: I really wish I could be of more help.

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Krul: Picking locks is my specialty.

Krul: *smashes a hole through the wall*

Krul: Let’s go.

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Mika, to Yuu: I love laying my head on your chest when you’re sleeping so I can hear you breathe.

Shinya, to Guren: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and why I can’t fucking sleep.

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Krul: I hate you with every inch of my body!

Ferid: That’s not a lot of inches.

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Mika: Welcome to the ‘Fuck Guren’ support group, where we gather to say “Fuck you” to that untrustworthy villain.

Mika: But first, a word from our newest member.

Shinya, sweating: I, uh, think there’s a misunderstanding-

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*Shinoa & Mitsuba after chp. 61*

Ferid: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Shinoa: We’re pretending you’re in jail.

Ferid: Why?

Mitsuba: We find it particularly healing.

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Yuu: I don’t need therapy, I have you guys!

Shinoa Squad: We’re just as messed up as you are. It’s like the blind leading the blind.

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*Yuu, after the Hyakuya kids were murdered*

Yuu: I just decided being sad is a waste of my time.

Yuu: You see, a more productive use of my time is revenge.

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Shinya: Hey Guren, could you do me a favor?

Guren: I’ve literally killed for you, but go on.

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Kureto: Do I look like I’m joking?

Aoi: Sir, you never look like you’re joking.