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Ferid: Hello Mika~

Mika: Krul’s right outside. One scream from me and she goes into combat mode.

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Krul: I hate you with every inch of my body!

Ferid: That’s not a lot of inches.

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Ferid: I want someone to take me out.

Crowley: Like on a date or with a sniper?

Ferid: Surprise me.

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*Shinoa & Mitsuba after chp. 61*

Ferid: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Shinoa: We’re pretending you’re in jail.

Ferid: Why?

Mitsuba: We find it particularly healing.

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Ferid: Why does everyone think I’m incapable of doing anything nice!?

Mika: Experience.

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Krul: Alright, the Christmas tree is finished! And immaculately decorated if I do say so myself! Now where is that star for on top?

Ferid: I have it~ *places a picture of himself on top*

Crowley:

Krul:

Mika: And the tree is ruined.

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Ferid: Crowley help, I’m trapped under the tree and the star’s tangled in my hair.

Crowley: Why were you under the tree?

Ferid: ..because I’m a gift to this world?

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Ferid: *lying on a bed seductively* Why don’t you come join me, hot stuff ;)

Crowley: Ferid, please put your shirt back on, we’re in Ikea. People are staring.