shinya: okay so this is a list of all the possible places guren could have run off to.
mito: this is a globe.
shinya: yeah we have no fucking clue where he is.
seen from China
seen from Philippines
seen from Germany

seen from Russia

seen from China
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Türkiye

seen from China
seen from Saudi Arabia

seen from United States
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from Saudi Arabia

seen from Saudi Arabia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Sweden
seen from France
shinya: okay so this is a list of all the possible places guren could have run off to.
mito: this is a globe.
shinya: yeah we have no fucking clue where he is.
Shinya: Why would we get married?
Guren: Firmly saying “That’s my husband!” and knocking out someone with one punch.
Guren: And love, I guess.
Mika: Welcome to the ‘Fuck Guren’ support group, where we gather to say “Fuck you” to that untrustworthy villain.
Mika: But first, a word from our newest member.
Shinya, sweating: I, uh, think there’s a misunderstanding-
Oh, good. For a second there I thought there was going to be an actual plan with, like, steps we could follow. You know, something reassuring.
~Mika probably
Kimizuki: Did you eat my powdered donuts?
Yuichiro, mouth filled with donuts: No.
Kimizuki: Then what’s that white stuff all over your uniform?
Yuichiro: That’s cocaine.
From a college AU probably
Shinoa: You were shitfaced yesterday
Yuu: I don't think I drank that much
Shinoa: You were flirting with Mika a lot
Yuu: So? He's my boyfriend
Shinoa: You asked if he was single
Shinoa: And cried when he said he wasn't
shinya: he's so dumb, i can't believe i'm gonna fuck him.
kureto: you don't have to.
shinya, walking off: no, i'm gonna.