Incorrect Quotes for Final Fantasy IX

Really busy with uni, will queue more as soon as I have time and energy. Main FFIX blog is @so-i-played-ffix-during-lockdown

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Eiko: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?

Quina: Toast get soggy

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Blank: I'm not mean, name one mean thing I've done.

Zidane: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.

Blank: They're not.

Zidane: Haha, very funny.

Blank: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?

Zidane: No, what happened?

Blank: Why would you fall for that again?

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Steiner: Zidane, this morning, I called you abhorrent and reprehensible, and I'd like to withdraw that statement

Zidane: Aww, thanks

Steiner: But I can't, those are two words that best describe you.

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Vivi: I can't believe you've done this!

Dagger: I'm sorry, I didn't know.

Vivi: You can't just buy me a gift out of nowhere, now I feel like an asshole.

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Zidane: We've been through so much together, haven't we, Steiner?

Steiner: Yeah, and most of it was your fault.

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I want to be radioactive but not, like, lethally or anything. Just above average so that when people try to take photos of me, the image is blurred and grainy and Geiger counters click ominously when I'm around. You know, fun stuff!

-Eiko

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Kuja: Well well well well... Well well well. Well well well well...

Dagger: Oh god, just get on with it!

Kuja: Let me finish. I've got at least two more 'wells' in me.

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Vivi: I... sad.

Amarant: Is that your official statement? "I sad".

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Vivi: Who accidentally drops their dagger into soup?

Zidane: It wasn't an accident, I wanted to see if it would float.

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Cid: I regret giving you that blender.

Eiko, drinking a pizza: Why?

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Garnet, trying to convince Steiner to come with them: You know, I thought it would be good to have someone come along whose really strong.

Zidane: And loud

Vivi: And grumpy

Zidane: And oblivious to reality!

Steiner:

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Eiko: We're conducting an ongoing study to see what Quina will and won't eat.

Vivi: Grass, yes.

Eiko: Moss, yes.

Vivi: Leaves, oh yes!

Eiko: Shoelaces, strange but true.

Vivi: Worms, sometimes

Eiko: Rocks and twigs, usually nah.

Vivi: Eiko's cooking? Inconclusive...

Dagger: How did you test this?!

Eiko: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.

Dagger: I don't know how I feel about this.

Steiner: Is that where all my spare shoelaces went?

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Dagger: What if the person who named walkie talkies named everything?

Zidane: Pregnancy tests are maybe babies.

Vivi: Socks are feetie heaties.

Eiko: Forks are stabby grabbies.

Zidane: Defibrillators are hearty starties.

Vivi: Nightmares are dreamy screemies.

Eiko: Stamps are licky stickies.

Steiner, tired: You are all disappointments.

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Vivi: What does 'take out' mean?

Dagger: Food

Zidane: Dating

Amarant: Murder

Kuja: It can be all three if you’re not a coward!

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In response to the question, 'Can I copy your homework?'

Garnet: I can help you with it.

Quina, Marcus: Yeah, sure.

Eiko, Vivi: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Steiner, Freya, Cinna: Lol, nope

Zidane: Wait we had homework?!?!?!

Amarant, Beatrix, Blank: *read 5:55pm*

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Blank: First of all, as you know, I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me. We've established this.

Zidane: Where am I?

Blank: Well, I can't tell you that because then you'll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

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Steiner, seeing a bad parking job: Wow, well done, stupid.

Beatrix: That's your car.

Steiner: That's my car. Nevermind