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19 | Professional woman kisser

[real-globophobe]

Real_Globophobe's Commision Info

Real_Globophobe’s Commission Info Price rate: $1 per 200 words. This is a listed, unnegotiable price. Genres I know best: Fiction Romance

Officially opening writing commissions!!

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[beaft]

google help me

[beaft]

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

[beaft]

random example of a kingism aka "he would not fucking say that"

[beaft]

this too is a kingism

[beaft]

one of the hallmarks of a kingism is that when a character is being Horny On Main (or In Maine), they can never do it in a normal way. they have to come up with a sequence of words that nobody has ever said before in the history of the english language. here's another example:

[beaft]

i'm starting a collection

[mikkeneko]

[loves-alibi]

kiss your screen every time you see a typo or grammatical error in my fics because it means it's home grown and not some ai bullshit and im dead serious about this

[rubysapphrald]

who’s the most “definitely going to kill himself in three weeks” character of all time and why is it richie tozier at the end of it chapter two

[rubysapphrald]

the way he’s the only one of the surviving losers that they don’t show outside of derry in the epilogue….brother it might not even be three whole weeks

[munst-r]

something something they’re gay and there’s a closet

[acrobatt2586]

Gentle adults Reddie In honour of the month of pride 🤓

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[acrobatt2586]

Gentle adults Reddie In honour of the month of pride 🤓

tgc https://t.me/Acroatt

Pinterest https://pin.it/2vvUWzlE2

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[theartsharki]

"What’s wrong Rich? Afraid you’re going to lose at wrestling like when we were kids?"

Richie’s mind: *Explosion sounds*

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[mrphteeth]

After show pash sesh

[korogie]

Just realized I didn't post this yet. Here

[mrghostrat]

your hair is winter fire, january embers

[sonicfrontiers]

do you want to play tomodachi life but don't have a switch, $60, or just don't want to pay nintendo $60?

here's an all-in-one site where you can download everything you need to emulate it!

Floralith beta — downloads and setup.

also, with an emulator, you can directly screenshot and record your game, and even mod it! add custom hair parts! import photos directly! remove region locks! emulate it!!

edit: the creator of the site, @blorblegoop, has created their own post about it, explaining who they are, addressing security concerns, and helping out with some common problems from the notes! please see their post if you have any further questions :)

everything?

everything! this site will walk you through downloading the ryujinx switch emulator, the firmware and keys needed, and the nsp game file for tomodachi life ltd.

is this safe?

the files are all directly downloaded from this site, so there's no third party to worry about. i didn't make this site - it was created by @blorblegoop , who recently contacted me with this post on their blog addressing security concerns. they scan all the files themself before hosting. i scanned my own pc after downloading as well, and it all came up clean! but it’s good to be aware of pc safety, especially when pirating. it can’t hurt to do your own scan to be sure!

how much pc knowledge do i need for this?

you should know how to download files, how to make and manage folders in file explorer, and how to navigate a program's settings menu.

any settings i should change in ryujinx?

here's some i recommend checking before starting the game:

for tomodachi life specifically, make sure you set a timezone in settings! you can have it match your pc's time for simplicity.

there are ostensibly keyboard controls, but they're a little wonky to figure out. if you can, plugging in any controller should work just fine. just make sure to select it in ryujinx's input settings! (you should also still be able to use your mouse for things like drawing facepaint!)

graphics settings will be on a per-pc basis, depending on your pc's strength. it's worth it to experiment with them and see what gives you the best performance. ryujinx will explain what each setting does if you hover over it!

the game crashed?

that's very likely to happen! on first time loading a scene, the emulator can sometimes struggle. it happened to me the first time i opened the mii editor, and the first time i opened the news station. you should be able to relaunch and everything will be fine. if it's happening super frequently, though, you may need to adjust your graphics or cpu settings!

a sixth thing i didn't think of?

check out this post by the site’s creator, where they go into some common issues from the notes and provide some solutions!

if you still have issues, feel free to leave a reblog with comment or send me an ask! if you need more specific guidance, i'll be happy to help! i'm not an expert on emulation, but if nothing else, i can try to point you towards a reddit thread that is more competent than i am

i hope you have fun playing the game! i did not create this site, but i found the creator in a single reddit thread asking people to spread the word, so i figured i'd do what i can and make this post. if it works for you, please help out and spread the word even further, and support the original creator of floralith! thank you!!

[bokulikescomics]

Trying to figure out how i picture them hhgrhghgrhhgr

[real-globophobe]

[weaseleds]

hi reddie

[unberryble]

you’ve heard of 30 years of richie pining, but don’t forget that eddie loved him too 😔❤️‍🩹