Tell Vegeta “Like A Bitch”

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Jeice: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Guldo: Which one? I can't do both.

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Cui: I wonder who’s ruining my life.

Cui, looking in the mirror: So we meet again.

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Zarbon: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.

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Frieza: Daddy, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Cooler, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

[meandeanmachin3]

Decided to draw this myself 😌✨

And a pal of mine on Twitter also dubbed it! Plz go check him out 💜✨

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Love it when people draw my stupid quotes LMAO

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Frieza: Daddy, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Cooler, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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Frieza: My life is a mess.

Cooler: Frieza relax, go get a beer.

Frieza: I don’t want a beer.

Cooler: Who said it was for you?

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Chilled: Whoops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my magnum dong.

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funny because @amiz06-certified-b1mb0 (the post is here on her blog) me and @zaphiregz had also this idea for amiz' human! Chilled version uvu

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THAT’S GREAT LMFAO

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Chilled: Whoops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my magnum dong.

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Frieza: We’re having a moment, aren’t we?

Cooler: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

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Frieza: Can you tuck me in, please?

King Cold: Now, Frieza. Is that any way to talk to your father?

Frieza: Oh, sorry.

Frieza: Waah!! Tuck me in, tuck me in, or I'll destroy this whole planet!

King Cold: Aaaw! Is it any wonder my heart melts?

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Jeice: Alright Burter, Recoome. Let's go over this one more time. If something breaks?

Burter: We try to fix it before the Captain gets home.

Jeice: If it doesn't work?

Recoome: We blame Guldo.

Guldo: Seriously guys, what the hell?!

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Recoome: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!

Jeice: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from our boss.

Recoome, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so Recoome is calling it an award!

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[Talking on the phone]

Cooler: Remember how I said that Frieza and I were gonna have a calm conversation for once?

King Cold: Yes?

Cooler: Well, we’re in jail.

King Cold: *hangs up*

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Dodoria: Zarbon, I screwed up, big time.

Zarbon: Dodoria, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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Would y’all be mad if I rebranded into a mainly Frieza Force incorrect quotes blog?

I’d still do other characters, they’d just be less frequent.

Yay or Nay

I will murder you in your sleep if you do that

Nah we chill, you do that

I do not give a fuck

Voting ended onJul 12, 2023

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Frieza: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as… people I met.

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Goku: Attention everyone. SEX!! Now that I have your attention.

Vegeta: You don’t have our attention.

Goku: MONEY!!

Android 18: I’m listening. 

Roshi: You had me at "sex".

Goku: Pervert.

Piccolo: You have our attention just by screaming anything.

Goku: That’s good to know.

Goku: *starts screaming*