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SEMIFINALS, ROUND ONE

Sam and Max VS Dick Gumshoe

Sam and Max

Dick Gumshoe

Voting ended onApr 17, 2023

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Hatori: Any idiot would know that.

Shigure: I knew that!

Hatori: See?

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Akito : I prevented a murder today.

Tohru: Really? How'd you do that?

Akito : self control.

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Akito: Fuck.

Shigure: We've got to work on your cursing.

Akito: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already

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Akito: *Stubs her toe* FUCK!

Shigure: Mind your language

Akito: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Shigure:

Akito: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

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Holy shit I actually got back to this account

Not gonna lie, I honestly forgot that I even have this account lmao

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I am alive!

Been through a lot and just... Idk lost interest in the fandom. But I'm back again. Or at least i'll try to be

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Shigure: The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared.

Akito: Shigure, what the fuck?

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Akito: i have a fantastic memory. name one time i forgot something.

Shigure: you left me in a walmart parking lot like three days ago.

Akito: that was on purpose, try again.

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Shigure: Why are you on the floor?

Kureno: I'm depressed.

Kureno: Also I was stabbed, can you get Hatori, please.

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good responses to getting stabbed with a knife

Uotani: wtf

Shigure: that’s fair

Kureno: not again

Hana: are you gonna want this back or can i keep it

Ritsu: *just starts apologizing*

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Ayame: The floor is lava!

Kyo: [helps Tohru onto the counter]

Akito: [kicks Shigure off the sofa]

Ayame: As you can see, there are two types of lovers

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France has always and I mean ALWAYS had a history of Islamophobia...but, for those of you who don’t know what’s going on right now:

They’re trying to ban the slaughter of Halal chicken, citing animal cruelty and claiming Halal (I believe they also discussed Kosher) methods of slaughter are unethical compared to the European practice of stunning the animal (the Halal way of slaughter would be a cut to the jugular vein so that the animal feels no pain).

They then proceeded to ban the wearing of the Hijab (the Muslim headscarf) for girls under 18 in public places.

They also banned Hijabi mothers (women who wear the Hijab) from accompanying their child on school field trips.

Furthermore, they banned the Burkini (a swimsuit that a lot of Muslim women wear) at public swimming pools.

These restrictions (I have definitely not covered a lot of them) fall under France’s Separatism Bill which still needs to be passed by the National Assembly. France maintains that these actions are to uphold secularism (the separation of religion and state).

However, these targeted laws and the statements accompanying them...

The Hijab ban was the “prohibition in the public space of any conspicuous religious sign by minors and of any dress or clothing which would signify an interiorization of women over men.” This is a commonly used trope about Islam and Muslim men; that they are oppressive of women which is absolutely not true...take it from a Muslim woman! 🧕🏽

Emmanuel Macron said that Hijab is “not in accordance with French ideals”. This again alludes to the misconception that Hijab is oppressive and that by taking it away, we are liberating women. I don’t deny that there are women who had Hijab forced upon them, but what France is not acknowledging is that the forcing of any religious action upon people is completely the opposite of Islamic teachings and that there are actually women out there who can make decisions about what they want to wear...Surprise! It may come as a bit of a shock to them...

...just showcase how deeply rooted these laws are in Islamophobia and how France is maximizing restrictions on daily Muslim life just to...be a white saviour?

There are five million Muslims in France right now and they are all being affected by this.

As of right now I’m trying to find ways to counteract this. @feel-like-studying has linked a petition in the replies of this post. I’ll also link it here:

Sign the Petition

Hijab Ban France

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not furuba related

So my fucking drawing tablet stopped working, and I’m just crying my eyes out. I don’t know what to do, I definitely cannot buy a new one, because I have no fucking money, and I can’t even open commissions now because how the fuck am I supposed to do commissions when the tablet doesn’t even work. I have so many unfinished works that I can’t even finish now. The tablet’s fucking all I have and I just hate everything now

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Shigure: You may not know this, but I am a flawed person.

Hatori: I do know that. Basically everyone knows that.

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Ayame: Name one time I wasn’t professional

Hatori: You’re drinking a juice box right now

Ayame: It’s to stop me spilling my juice!

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Shigure: Do you ever think about how your skeleton is wet?

Akito: I never have, but thanks for ruining my sleep again.

Shigure: Don’t worry! There will come a time where it won’t be!

Akito: Thanks! Even worse!