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Hatori: Any idiot would know that.

Shigure: I knew that!

Hatori: See?

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Akito: *Stubs her toe* FUCK!

Shigure: Mind your language

Akito: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Shigure:

Akito: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

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Akito : I prevented a murder today.

Tohru: Really? How'd you do that?

Akito : self control.

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Akito: Fuck.

Shigure: We've got to work on your cursing.

Akito: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already

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Kidnapper: We have your wife.

Kyo: What?! You have Tohru?!

Kidnapper: Yeah, she made us rethink our life choices and we feel really guilty now. Can you come pick her up?

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Shigure: Why are Tohru and Kyo sitting with their backs to each other?

Yuki: They had a fight.

Shigure: Why are they holding hands then?

Yuki: They get sad when they fight.

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Ayame: The floor is lava!

Kyo: [helps Tohru onto the counter]

Akito: [kicks Shigure off the sofa]

Ayame: As you can see, there are two types of lovers

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Shigure: The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared.

Akito: Shigure, what the fuck?