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Finn: *to Brad* I just lost my train of thought because you have so much margarine in your hair.

#general hospital #hamilton finn #incorrect gh quotes #source: glee

Hayden: Finn and I love hockey. Well, Finn loves hockey. I love scarves.

#general hospital #hayden barnes #incorrect gh quotes #source: glee #HayFinn

Griffin: Your family’s crazy.

Michael: I know. They’re still my family.

#Source: Man With A Plan #general hospital #michael corinthos #griffin munro #miffin #submission

Carly: Okay, I’m feeling a lot of different emotions right now, most of them homicidal.

#general hospital #submission #source: Cybill #carly corinthos #incorrect gh quotes

Alexis: *to Sam* Lord, how many men are we going to share?

#general hospital #alexis davis #incorrect gh quotes #Source: Will & Grace

Tracy: What happened to the sarcasm and bitterness that is the backbone of this family?!

#general hospital #submission #tracy quartermaine #incorrect gh quotes #source: cybill

(Elizabeth trying to ask Jake about him being with Helena)

Jake: Redrum, redrum, redrum!!

#general hospital #jake webber #incorrect gh quotes #source: the shining

To the anon I got earlier (can't specify when, Tumblr's new update is fucking me up):

I got your ask, but since it wasn't a submitted post, I can't edit the format of the quote to fit the style. Thanks for the submission!

#anon ask #admin post #incorrect gh quotes

Kristina: *to Kiki* I want to be with you. But I’m afraid of the talks and the looks. I mean, you don’t know what happened to Lucas in this town. I’m so afraid of what everyone will say behind my back. Still, I have to accept that… I love you. I love you a-and I don’t want to be with Aaron or any of those other guys. I just want you. Please say you love me back. Please.

#general hospital #kristina davis #incorrect gh quotes #source: glee

Edward: –so I said to this waiter, “Not only am I not gonna give you a tip, but I’m going to buy this restaurant and have you fired!” And I did! *laughs hysterically*

Jason: ….So did you ever see this poor waiter again, Grandfather?

Edward: No…I never did hear from my brother again.

#Source: The Love Boat #general hospital #incorrect gh quotes #edward quartermaine #jason morgan #submission

(After being introduced)

Tool: Doesn’t this restaurant have a “No Fags Allowed” rule?

Finn: Well they, uh, seem to have an open door policy for assholes though, don’t they?

#general hospital #hamilton finn #hayfinn #tw: gay slur #incorrect gh quotes #source: heathers

Maxie: *inner thoughts* I prayed for the death of Charlotte Beaulieu many times and I felt bad everytime I did it but I kept doing it anyway. Now I know you understood everything. Praise Jesus, Hallelujah.

#general hospital #maxie jones #incorrect gh quotes #source: heathers

Amy: *to HayFinn* How do you two not have a show on TLC?

#general hospital #amy driscoll #incorrect gh quotes #source: glee

Charlotte: When a pony does a good deed, he gets a horn and becomes a unicorn and poops out cotton candy until he forgets he’s magical and then his horn falls off. Black unicorns become zebras.

#general hospital #charlotte cassadine #incorrect gh quotes #source: glee

(During a staff meeting)

Lucas: *complaining about Franco* He’s chewing gum.

Franco: Chewing gum helps me think.

Lucas: Sweetie… you’re wasting your gum.

#general hospital #incorrect gh quotes #source: the birdcage #anti franco #lucas jones

Nathan: What will it take for you to forgive me?

Spinelli: Can I punch you?

Nathan: Yeah.

Spinelli: Can I have someone else punch you?

Nathan: Sure, what’ve you got?

Jason: *appears* Let’s do this…