#source: text meme

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Minsc: WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES?

Neera: You mean my pronouns?

Minsc: NO! I ALREADY KNOW YOUR PRONOUNS! WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES?

Neera: I have no idea? What are yours?

Minsc: NOISY AND CHAOTIC!

Neera: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to complete sense so fast.

[hex-wittebane]

[Penstagram chat] Hello_willow: I've got this math question, needed some help. Hello_willow: X + U = 15 Hello_willow: I think X is 5 because U is definitely a 10. RULERZREACHF4N: Huh? Hello_willow: Yes? RULERZREACHF4N: IDK RULERZREACHF4N: It can be anything. Hello_willow: Think about it, dude. RULERZREACHF4N: Are you okay? Hello_willow: Nvm, it was a compliment. Hello_willow: I meant yiu were a 10. RULERZREACHF4N: Dude, I'm 17. Hello_willow: OH Hello_willow: MY

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Sorcerer: WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES?

Bard: You mean my pronouns?

Sorcerer: NO I ALREADY KNOW YOUR PRONOUNS, WHAT ARE YOUR ADJECTIVES?

Bard: I have no idea? What are yours?

Sorcerer: NOISY AND CHAOTIC.

Bard: I've never had something go from making no sense to complete sense so fast.

[sammymenezes]

Riven: is everything alright?

Musa: everything's fine babe

Riven: did you just call me "babe"?

Musa: can i call you that?

Riven: you can call me whatever you'd like

Musa: alright, Lightning McQueen

Riven:

Riven: i hate you

Musa: no, you don't

Riven, sighing: no, i don't

[incorrect-hololive]

Amelia: Is everything good?

Gura: Everything’s fine, babe

Amelia: Did... you just call me “babe?”

Gura: Can I call you that?

Amelia: You can call me whatever you like!

Gura: Alright, Lightning McQueen!

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

EB: is it common for software engineers to take out their laptops on the train only to stare at it without doing anything?

TA: ye2

TA: legally, you have two or you'll lo2e your liicen2e a2 a 2oftware engiineer

EB: lol

EB: but seriously, he just shut his laptop, opened it back up, pressed a button and resumed staring at it.

EB: Oh yeah! Now he's browsing his phone while staring.

TA: iit'2 called debuggiing

TA: you 2tare at the code untiil iit work2 agaiin

EB: ...why do you guys get paid so much?

[wilburytwist]

George: scrunt ass milk Bob: scrimbled milk. scramped George: I have feelings for you.

[rwbybutincorrect]

Ruby: Is everything good? Penny: Everything’s fine, babe Ruby: Did... you just call me “babe?” Penny: Can I call you that? Ruby: You can call me whatever you like! Penny: Alright, Lightning McQueen!