Great Guardian: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
King Krab: Only if you also don't ask why.
King Krab: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*
Great Guardian: ...
Great Guardian, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
seen from Australia
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Great Guardian: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
King Krab: Only if you also don't ask why.
King Krab: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*
Great Guardian: ...
Great Guardian, grabbing a skull: This one will do.
Sludge, panicked: A GIRL JUST ASKED ME OUT.
Subject 1: oh. free dinner.
Sludge: I do not like girls.
Subject 1: but you like dinner.
Hikari: There they are! Hey, Morgan! Ar...
Morgan, laying on a bench: ARCHIEEEE!
Archimedes, head down, back to Hikari, trying to dress a wound:
Morgan: ARCHIE BE GENTLER! DON'T TAKE OFF MY CLOTHES, I'LL FEEL IT MORE!
Hikari: EEK.
*her phone goes off*
AoF Leader: Well, did you find them?
Hikari: Uh... ah! I got an eyelash in my eye! I can't see who those two are!
Riley: Good communication is key for any couple.
Blaze: What
Adam: Attention is not love.
Jesse: Kindness ain't flirting.
Finsley: Silence is not anger.
Dylan: Digiorno is not delivery.
Blaze, pulling Luna aside: I recognize this build.
Blaze: If I get up to five miles an hour and dive in at a thirty degree angle, I could clip out of bounds.
Luna, worried: Please don't.
Blaze, already running: WATCH
Luna, screaming: BLAZE, THIS IS FARMTOWN! IT'S NOT GHOST SIMULATOR! STOP!
Blaze: *runs head-first into a wall and ragdolls like a Gmod character*
"I have crippling depression!"
-Luna, sobbing to the player
Morgan: I am Heavy Weapons Guy.
Morgan, pulling Archimedes in: And THIS. Is my weapon.