#ghost world npcs

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Great Guardian: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.

King Krab: Only if you also don't ask why.

King Krab: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*

Great Guardian: ...

Great Guardian, grabbing a skull: This one will do.

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Yoko: You're nonbinary?

Yoko: You lack a biany?

Rowan: I guess???

Yoko: That's pretty poggers, bro.

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Yoko, playing Geoguessr: Okay, we're on a bridge... the people look Arabic, but nothing else to tip me off. No giveaways.

Yoko:

Yoko, slamming his keyboard in a rush to get to YouTube: WAIT.

Video: One second has passed. This proves no one can beat Dio! Three seconds have passed...

Yoko, intensely scrolling in on world map: I think this is the bridge that Jotaro fought Dio on. It's in Cairo; I think it's the Kasir Al Nile Bridge.

Yoko, clicking on the bridge: This is it.

Geoguessr: 12 yards away

Yoko, flinging himself back in his chair:

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Shelly: Is it just me, or is Luna just... cute?

Leo: Join the club.

Yoko: It's pretty much tradition for us to be crushing on her.

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Rowan: And they were roommates.

Yoko, screaming from another room: OH MY DEVS, THEY WERE ROOMMATES.

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"Sometimes, I dream about cheese."

-Leo

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[Victor and Hu-man walk into the haunted castle]

Victor: Hello, sir! May we interest you in some chocolate?

Gatekeeper: .... chocolate? Did you say chocolate?

Hu-man: Yes, sir! Would you like it with or without the crushed nuts?

Gatekeeper: Chocolate?! Chocolate! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!

[Victor and Hu-man exchange looks, back up, and run, chased by Gatekeeper]

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Ace: What do you call it when you kill a friend?

Ace: Homiecide

Jax, visibly disturbed: Murder.

Ace:

Ace: Homiecide.