Incorrect-HalfBlood

[Daughter of Aphrodite]

[incorrect-halfblood]

"I wish I'd decked Nancy Bobofit right then and there."

-Percy Jackson (Page Three of The Lightening Theif)

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

rick riordan off the shits

[demidorks]

June and July are the months where Percy realizes where he should save more money to buy all the gifts to his friends who decided to agree to be born one after the other during these months.

[viria]

A sweet solangelo commission for goldenmoonsilversun :3 

[incorrect-halfblood]

I never post on this anymore and I feel bad like I haven't checked this account in like 2 weeks and im too lazy to do so. I feel really bad now

[queenbruv]

percy jackson audiobooks but they’re narrated by john mulaney

[memigod]

reblog quickly still you can

[seaweed-brain-and-wise-girl]

Life Update:

Crying over a fictional characters death I just found out about through tumblr.

[buoyantsaturn]

I don’t know where yall are getting your burning maze spoilers but they keep slipping through the tag filter and im SCREAMING

[incorrect-halfblood]

If The Burning Maze isn't trending by the time I wake up

-I will fight someone

[incorrect-halfblood]

Hi, The Burning Maze is officially out. Im ready to cry again.

[fierrocheese]

y’all if magnus was a dog he would be a golden retriever

i mean just look

uncanny

[incorrect-halfblood]

heyo -zeushatesme

Hiyaa !!

[incorrect-halfblood]

"I freaking love this blog" -me as I send my sister literally every post on here ❤️

Awww thank you so so so much. I don't post as frequently here as I wish I did so im sorry

[incorrect-halfblood]

Piper: Can I get a waffle?

Jason: *slams Percys head*

Piper: Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

[incorrect-halfblood]

Does this work?

Yes lmao

[demigodgooglesearches]

Friendships as vines

Percy and Grover

Percy: BOO!

Grover: AH!

Grover: Stop! I could've dropped my croissant.

Silena and Clarisse

Silena: What do you have?

Clarisse: A knife!

Silena: NO,

Reyna and Octavian

Reyna: I'm lesbian

Octavian: I thought you were American

Piper and Annabeth

Piper: Ho don't do it

Annabeth: [does it]

Piper: oh my god

Leo and Jason

Jason: [zooms in on sign]

Leo: Road work ahead?

Jason: [zooms in on Leos face]

Leo: Yeah, I sure hope id does!

Meg and Apollo

Apollo: Hey everybody, today my friend pushed me, so I'm starting a kickstarter to put her down. [pulls out a graph] the benefits of killing her is I'd get pushed way less,

Apollo and Nico

Apollo, singing beautifully and playing piano: First let me hop out the porsche, I don't want her if that,

Nico, slamming the piano and singing off key: shut the fuck upp,

Leo and Hazel

Leo: How much money do you have?

Hazel: 69 cents.

Leo: you know what that means-

Hazel: I don't have enough money for chicken nugget,

Percy and Jason

Percy, looking at the camera Jason's holding: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme

Percy: [Breaks the sign]

Will and Nico

Will: Nico, wake up!

Nico: Five more minutes..

Will: Nico, you've been in a coma for two years.

Nico, rolling his eyes: Okay, two more minutes?

Leo and Piper

Leo: [throws the frisbee into traffic]

Piper: What the fuck, Leo

Apollo and Nico pt 2

Apollo, holding the mic out to the crowd: Now you sing!

Nico: No, you sing! That's what I fucking paid for!

Apollo, awkwardly pulling the mic back: Alright, uh. Tough crowd.

Annabeth and Percy

[Playing hangman]

Annabeth: Nope, there's no Q. You lose.

Percy: Dude, come on! You can still add something else.

Annabeth: I added a belt, four earrings and an extra arm. You lose!

Frank and Percy

Frank: Would you rather kill Octavian or-

Percy: Yes, kill Octavian.

Frank: I didn't say the other-

Percy: I don't need to hear it.