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FEE: Mufasa's death scene made me cry again.

DADE: It’s okay, he's not a real horse, it's a cartoon.

FEE: .....horse?

FEE: HORSE!?!?

DADE: In my defence, I've never seen it.

FEE: IT’S CALLED THE LION KING, DADE!!

#Harvey Beaks #Incorrect Quotes #Fee #Dade #Source: Tumblr

FEE: Hey Mrs. Beaks, what gets Kool-Aid stains out of burlap?

FOO: We already know that the opposite color Kool-Aid doesn’t work.

#Harvey Beaks #Incorrect Quotes #Fee #Foo #Source: Community

FEE: (spots a bowl with a goldfish in it on the floor) Who left this goldfish out here? Were you having a goldfish drinking contest? Because my record is 11 before I barf.

#Harvey Beaks #Incorrect Quotes #Fee #Source: 50% off

PIRI PIRI: (holding a camera) I’m making a short film based on my life, Dade I want you to play the role of my father.

DADE: I don’t want to be your father.

PIRI PIRI: Perfect, you already know your lines.

#Harvey Beaks #Incorrect Quotes #Dade #Piri Piri #Source: Community

FEE: Ah yes, swords, nature’s knives.

#Harvey Beaks #Incorrect Quotes #Fee #Source: None Piece

ROOTER: What's wrong mate? You look like a busker whose lost his didgeridoo.

HARVEY: What does that mean?

ROOTER: I forget. I left Australia when I was 4.

#Harvey Beaks #Incorrect Quotes #Rooter #Source: The Critic

FEE: Only two things, scare me, and one is losing my brother!

HARVEY: What's the other?

FEE: 'scuse me

HARVEY: What's the other thing that scares you?

FEE: ..............Carnies.

HARVEY: What?

FEE: Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small Hands.

#Harvey Beaks #Incorrect Quotes #Fee #Source: Austin Powers International Man of Mystery

MIRIAM: You know, once we get the mattress, we'll have to break it in.

IRVING: Oh, I hear what your saying. Mattress trampoline!

#Harvey Beaks #Incorrect Quotes #Miriam Beaks #Irving Beaks #Source: Brooklyn Nine Nine

Harvey and Princess playing a trading card game...

HARVEY: Wait, did you just summon a bunch of monsters in one turn?

PRINCESS: Yeah, so?

HARVEY: That's against the rules!

PRINCESS: Screw the rules, I have money!

#Harvey Beaks #Princess #Incorrect Quotes #Source: YuGiOh the Abridged Series

HARVEY: Hey, what's that noise coming from the garage?

FEE: The ‘garage’? Hey Foo, the ‘garage’! Well ohh-la-di-da, mister Frenchman.

HARVEY: Well, what do you call it?

FEE: A car hole.

#Harvey Beaks #Fee #Incorrect Quotes #Source: The Simpsons

MIRIAM: Fee, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

FEE: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

#Harvey Beaks #Incorrect Quotes #Fee #Miriam Beaks #Source: Brooklyn Nine Nine

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HARVEY: So we have good news, and we have bad news.

CLAIRE: My Mom always says, "Bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." Fun fact; she makes me cry a lot.

#Harvey Beaks #Incorrect Quotes #Claire #Source: Brooklyn Nine Nine

FEE: Say, anyone ever tell you your face looks like a buttcrack?

DADE: Yes. If you must know, a Six Flags caricature artist once said that. I refused to look at the drawing and I refused payment.

FEE: I bought it.

(Fee holds up caricature of Dade with a surfboard. His face in the drawing looks like a buttcrack).

FEE: (dancing and singing to the tune of "We Like to Party" by the Vengaboys) Your Face Looks Like A Buttcrack, Your Face Looks Like A Buttcrack, Your Face Looks Like A Buttcrack, Your Face Looks Like A Buttcrack, Your Face Looks Like A Buttcrack, Your Face Looks Like A Buttcrack, Your Face Looks Like A Buttcrack, Your Face Looks Like A Buttcrack!

#Harvey Beaks #Incorrect Quotes #Fee #Dade #Source: The Cleveland Show

FEE: I’m bored! Let’s go home.

HARVEY: We parachuted here!

FEE: Yeah, I know! Cause it was cheaper.

HARVEY: The ticket said one way!

FEE: Round trip was insane! You wanna pay those prices? Be my guest.

HARVEY: If we had rented a boat, like I wanted. We could go back on the boat and go home!

#Harvey Beaks #Incorrect Quotes #Fee #Source: Aqua Teen Hunger Force

ROOTER: No! Stop torturing me! Okay, I admit it! I'm not really Australian, I'm from New Zealand! Is that what you wanted to hear, you bastards?

#Harvey Beaks #Incorrect Quotes #Rooter #Source: YuGiOh the Abridged Series

When the Beaks and the twins went to Randl's Rentls one time...

FOO: (spots a TV set) Oh, look, a shiny box! I must worship it!