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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Cosimo Galluzzi
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
will byers stan first human second
if i look back, i am lost
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Love Begins
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Claire Keane
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@incorrect-hazbinhotel-quotes
Angel Dust: We pay their salaries and then these guys turn around and blast us in the ass.
Vaggie: What are you talking about? You don’t pay taxes. You don’t even vote!
Angel Dust: Who am I supposed to vote for? The Republican who’s blasting me in the ass or the Democrat who’s blasting me in the ass. Politics is just one big ass blast.
It seems there will be a future short about certain spider!
*squeals in delight*
antyferes, is my main fc of the hazbin hotel fandom.
He is a neurotic tailor, who hates mannequins. how hilarious.
he killed people and manipulated their bodies to be able to use them as his “models”, the corpses made him feel what the mannequins could not, give life to his “masterpieces”, in this case, his designs.
and his way of death was quite … acidic. I still have things to tell about him, but. I’m going to save them for now.
This Hazbin oc design is so very beautiful. Like wowie! Gold star fellow! :")
1 1/2 hours Sunday-Sketch of Alastor from Hazbin Hotel! :)
Oooo~ Very lovely~
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Why does this look so soft?!?! :"O
Charlie: If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best!
Baxter: If you can't handle me at my worst, I don't blame you.
Husk: If you can't handle me at my worst, then you should leave because I don't have a best.
Angel: If you can't handle me at my worst, snort somethin' and it'll get better.
Vaggie: If you can't handle me at my worst, than just remember that I handle me at my worst and that makes me stronger than you!
Alastor: If you can't handle me at my worst, you probably have healthy boundaries!
Charlie: [concerned bean noises]
Greetings Sinners~!
Now you may have noticed that I have mysteriously disappeared on you all. Well never fear for I have returned! I've been very busy with work, doing moderation stuff, commissions, and now that this whole flu is going around I've been stuck with little to nothing. Since that is I will come back for all your entertainment! If you have messaged me, or @ me, I'm terribly sorry for not responding. This post will be deleted within a week. Just a friendly reminder that I'm not dead, and to please be extra safe this year.
Best worst moment
Charlie, very proud of herself: I once sprayed a cat with the garden hose.
Angel: I saw that you cried for an hour after. Me on the other hand, I broke up three marriages in one night.
Niffty: I keep men I like locked in the basement!
Vaggie: The last time I had to throw my spear, I missed and impaled like three demons on accident.
Husker: I either win every pot I play, or I just stab everyone, take the money and run.
Alastor: *Smiles darkly*
Everyone: You Win.
Alastor: My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! AHAHAHA!
Alastor: It’s funny because marriage is terrible.
This blog is so ridiculously in-character... and hilarious!
Goody! That’s honestly great to hear, cause I have no idea how good everyone else can stay in character. But thank you so much for the kind words!! :”D
Alastor. Statistically speaking most serial killers wet the bed after they were 12 years old. Sooooooooo.......................................
Hm, that explains it. I just thought Alastor owned a water bed.
"You have the opportunity backbone of a chocolate eclair."
-Vaggie to Alastor
Oi, when do ya fink the submission box'll be open?
When I get through all the submissions from others that I currently have :”V
It won’t take long-
Alastor, if you can find me then you are more than welcomed to kill me. * slides paper note with address on it* Make it quick please.
Alastor: Hm, it seems tempting, but it’ll be more enjoyable to just torture you. Keeping you at the edge of your seat. Waiting for me to strike you at any moment, at any place. The possibilities are endless!
Alastor: Or I could find a way to discontinue your favorite food and you’ll never have the savoring taste ever again. :D
Alastor: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.
Angel: “Forgive me father, for I have sinned” vs “Sorry daddy, I’ve been bad.” ~
Alastor: Great news! Language has been canceled!!!!
Niffty is spelled with two "f"s!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF darn :’)
Alastor: Charlie, I appreciate you so much I would kill for you, dear.
Charlie: Aw, Alastor that’s sweet…
Alastor: No, seriously.
Charlie: …
Alastor: Ask me to kill for you, please.
