incorrect hermitcraft quotes

hermitcraft, but incorrect (submissions: open) | current post speed: 1x a day | please dm me here if you draw any of the quotes, i'd love to see them!!

[monggay]

this is my first time drawing zedaph and the only thought I had to his design was how to make it as least lab safety rules compliant as possible

based off of this post by @incorrect-hermitcraft !

[incorrect-hermitcraft]

Yo are you still alive?

no

[incorrect-hermitcraft]

Gem x cleo x Pearl :33

not an incorrect quote but glad you're having fun buddy

[incorrect-hermitcraft]

Doc: If I’m really as evil as you say I am then let god strike me down where I stand

[a lightning bolt hits the ground next to Doc]

Doc: HA! Nice try jackass! Next time give it your A game!

[incorrect-hermitcraft]

Grian: You’re an idiot

Scar: Everyone knows that

[incorrect-hermitcraft]

Scar: This rocket could get us to Saturn

Cub: Where you’ll be crushed under the immense pressure of all the gases you can’t walk on. You’ll fall to the center for eternity and become a giant diamond

[incorrect-hermitcraft]

Mumbo: What should I do when I arrive early to the meeting?

Grian: Bomb it

Grian: Light the papers on fire

Mumbo: I'm going to bring yakult

[incorrect-hermitcraft]

gem: what you doing?

impulse: diggin

gem: why?

impulse: make a hole

gem: a hole for what?

impulse: more diggin

[incorrect-hermitcraft]

Doc: If god sends me to hell, I will simply not go.

Doc: What will he do?

Doc: Send me to hell?

Doc: I’m already not going, the fuck?

[incorrect-hermitcraft]

Cub: How are we gonna get the star on top?

Scar: I got it!

Scar: [runs and jumps on the Christmas tree that then falls down]

[incorrect-hermitcraft]

Bdubs: Merry Christmas. I’m your present.

Etho: Can I have the receipt

Bdubs, offended: WOW

[incorrect-hermitcraft]

Grian: I’m Scar’s secret Santa and I have no idea what to get him

Cub: Just get him a present

[incorrect-hermitcraft]

Grian: I regret getting you that blender for christmas

Scar: [sips waffle] Why?

[incorrect-hermitcraft]

Joe: [unwrapping a Christmas present]

Joe: It’s an avocado! Thanks

[incorrect-hermitcraft]

Iskall: [is wearing silly Christmas antlers]

Grian: Iskall take those things off

Iskall: No! I shan’t. It’s Christmas!

[incorrect-hermitcraft]

Beef: XB it’s been 4 hours I think you need to get off the kitchen table

XB: Why? Is Santa Claus here to tell me I’m ugly and have no friends

[incorrect-hermitcraft]

Mumbo: Grian, I’m 26, I don’t have a Christmas list anymore

Scar: I do!