Incorrect High Guardian Spice Quotes

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Amaryllis: Hey, it's that lady from the school that has the big ass.

Dretch: Language!

Amaryllis: Hey, it's the lady from the school "who" has the big ass.

Dretch: There you go.

Source: The Cleveland Show

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Snapdragon: Cal, you're an asshole, man.

Cal: You are what you eat, Snap.

Snapdragon: WHAT THE--

Source: Pinterest

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Rosemary: I'm into polyarmory.

Sage: You mean polyamory, right?

Rosemary: *with multiple swords* What?

Source: Facebook

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Amaryllis: You guys! You guys! Hurry!?

Sage and Rosemary: What?

Amaryllis: It's– It's Snapdragon and Cal, dude! They're about to have sex!

Cal: *fighting with Snapdragon* You got a fucking problem, man?

Snapdragon: *fighting with Cal* You're the one with the fucking problem!

Cal: I told you to stay 100 yards from me!

Snapdragon: You better not fucking push me again, man!

Amaryllis: Oh, Trillium, you guys. Get a room.

Source: South Park

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Caraway: How'd your date go last night, Moss?

Phlox: She uhh... asked me to suck the strap...

Caraway: Aww Phlox! You never suck the strap!

Hakone: You gotta suck the strap Moss! It's a sign of respect.

Phlox: Redbud, do you make guys suck the strap?

Redbud: Every single time.

Hakone: But do you respect them for it?

Redbud: Never.

Source: Nikki Morgen Comix

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Aster: Even Parsley was throwing dough around. She paid me and Cal a thousand bucks to kiss each other.

Cal: Hey, did we ever get that money?

Source: the simpsons

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Caraway: What's 2+2?

Rosemary: Math.

Caraway: I will accept that answer.

Source: litterbox comics

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Rosemary: Ooh, say "I can has cheezburger!"

Olive: ...I...can...has cheezburger?

Source: Lanipator

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Foxglove: Mandrake, for 2391 counts of murder, and many other crimes that seem minor next to 2391 counts of murder, you have been sentenced to death. Have you any last words?

Mandrake: I know Trillium has forgiven me.

Oleander: Is that a joke?

Mandrake: *sobbing* No!

Source: Robot Chicken

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Mandrake: Oh you, you have some nerve. Or are you just thick?

Rosemary: My thickness has has nothing to do with this. Thank you very much!

Source: Vtuber - Nimi Nightmare

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Snapdragon: Look, maybe I can fix it.

Amaryllis: You can't fix a sandwich!

Snapdragon: If you make fun of me one more time, I'm gonna tell everyone we know you named your favorite pillow "Mr. PuffPuff."

Amaryllis: I'm sorry if I offended you.

Source: Drake and Josh

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Triumvirate: What are your names?

Thyme: Don't tell him, Rosemary.

Triumvirate: Rosemary, and?

Rosemary: Good job, Thyme.

Source: Avatar the last airbender

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Sage: Let me copy your homework! Or else there will be consequences!

Snapdragon: ...What is the consequences?

Sage: I'll cry!

Source: nhim

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Rosemary: Why do kittens knead soft surfaces?

Olive: When kittens are babies, they knead their mother's teats to stimulate milk flow, so they keep up the habit of kneading sheets, pillows, and other soft surfaces. Including parts of their owner's bodies. It's their way of showing you affection.

Rosemary: ...

Olive: ...Everything's all right, Rose?

Rosemary: *blushing* Wha-YEAH! Is not like I was thinking anything weird??

Olive: 'Kay...?

Source: rotochoro97

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Snapdragon: Man I want Sage lowkey.

Rosemary: Same...

Snapdragon: Wanna make out about it?

Rosemary: Sure.

Source: SpookyDude1204

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Rosemary: Am I twerking?

Thyme: Nope. That's not twerking.

Rosemary: How about now?

Thyme: Still not technically twerking.

Sage: Ya just gotta arch your back more. Like this.

*twerks with the skill of a thousand masters*

Rosemary and Thyme: ...

Sage: What? Oh, shut up! It's a perfectly legitimate form of cardio!

Thyme: We... haven't said a word.

Rosemary: I've seen the face of God and it's your butt.

Source: darlingsnarl

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Rosemary: It's times like this when I wish I'd listened to what Mom told me.

Sage: Why, what did she tell you.

Rosemary: I don't know, I didn't listen.

Source: Avatar: The Last Airbender

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