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[texting]
Otto: *sends a voice message*
Axel: I'm busy. Is it urgent?
Otto: Don't worry, you can listen to it later.
[later]
Axel: *plays the message*
Otto, in the voice message: THERE'S A FIRE!
Axel: *urgently calls back* What do you mean there was a fire?! Are the cats okay?
Otto: just a minor house fire, the foundation is fine.
Axel: but are the cats okay?
Oscar, in the background: Tell him I burnt my eyebrows off
[texting]
Otto: *sends a voice message*
Axel: I'm busy. Is it urgent?
Otto: Don't worry, you can listen to it later.
[later]
Axel: *plays the message*
Otto, in the voice message: THERE'S A FIRE!
Axel, to Oscar: I'm too tired to slap you right now, just smack your face into my palm really hard.
Oscar: You saved me! Why?
Axel: People would think I killed you if I didn't.
Oscar: Axel look, I trained a chicken to talk.
Axel: Alright, show me.
Oscar: Chicken, what's the name of a male deer.
Chicken: Buck.
Oscar: How much is two hundred pennies?
Chicken: Buck buck.
Axel: This is stupid.
Oscar: Wait, it gets better.
Chicken: Oh, it gets way better, Axel.
Otto: Why do you like being out in the rain?
Oscar: I like splashing in the puddles and rain is just fun
Axel: I'm trying to get hit by lighting
Oscar: Fuck, my marker ran out.
Oscar: Quick, I need someone's blood.
Oscar: Due to enormous personal flaws I refuse to work on, I will be arriving extremely late with iced coffee.
Oscar: Please respect that.
Otto: What's up Axel.
Axel, watching Oscar: My blood pressure.
Axel: It's your words against mine
Oscar: Let's do it.
Axel: What?
Oscar: You've chosen the word "what", big mistake bro. I chose "shenanigan".
Oscar: I have a resting bitchface. Axel has "I want you all to die" face. It's a subtle difference.
Oscar: Be the reason you're haunted. Go someplace forbidden, read in ancient language, straight up fuck a demon.
Axel: I came here to attack people and honeslty, I'm having such a good time right now.
Otto: Hey, your lipstick looks great.
Y/N: Thank you, it tastes even better ;)
Otto: I know.
Y/N:
Otto:
Y/N: Hey, why are your teeth pink?
Oscar: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it.
Otto: You kind of are. You work it into every conversation.
Otto: We need to distract the guards.
Axel: Right.
Otto: What are you going to do?
Axelx: I'm going to kill them. That ought to distract them.
Oscar: You can't lose an argument if you end it with "shut up, nerd".
Otto: Yes, you can.
Oscar: Shut up, nerd.
