Lloyd In Space Incorrect Quotes

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Rodney: Didn't they come up with a cure for your kind?

Eddie: You got a problem with humans?

Rodney: I meant red-heads.

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Lloyd: Why do I always try to tell people we're cool? We are so very uncool!

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Lloyd: Wow, Eddie’s acting a little...

Douglas: Obstreperous? Recalcitrant? Truculent?

Lloyd: I was gonna say "cray-cray".

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Station: How come everytime I take you kids to the mall it burns to the ground?

Eddie: I blame the economy.

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Eddie: Uh oh.

Douglas: What?

Eddie: I see an angry boyfriend coming this way.

Douglas: Yours or mine?

Eddie: Does it matter?

Douglas: If it's mine there's a chance we might live, but if it's yours we are dead.

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Nora: Feely, the riot your students caused after the crushball match was unacceptable!

Vice Principal Feely: Are you kidding me? Did you see the pool? They flipped the bitch!

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Kurt: Could I ask you a question? It might be a little personal.

Douglas: You saw me in the kitchen at 3 am eating cake and crying my eyes out. There are no more secrets between us. Ask your durfing question.

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Station: Okay, what do we do? Panic? Freak? I usually panic, but I am happy to freak!

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Douglas: It's locked!

Lloyd: What do you mean it's locked?

Douglas: What do you mean, 'What do I mean?' When I say, 'It's locked,' it's locked! How many definitions of 'locked' are there?

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Station: Let's say you're right-

Douglas: Yes, let's, because I am.

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Lloyd: If you have money why did you need the loan?

Eddie: I didn't. I just wanted to see if you'd give it to me. I've been borrowing increasing amounts ever since you lent me $40 a year ago. A little experiment to see where you'd draw the line.

Lloyd: You're objectively trying to measure how much I value our friendship?!

Eddie: It's five grand.

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Lloyd: Eddie, please! No one knows we're dating.

Francine, walking by: Oh yes we do.

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Douglas: What the durf are you doing?

Eddie: I'm Eddie-ing this plan!

Douglas: What?! No, no, uh-uh! You're NOT turning yourself into a verb, I won't allow it!

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Douglas: We have been invited to a highly exclusive event.

Kurt: We will be spending this Sunday evening at Eddie's Superb Owl party.

Douglas: We Cerebellians have great respect for owls. One, they're nocturnal. Two, they're predators. And three, they don't give a hoot about where they dump their scat.

Kurt: The party we're going to is celebrating the Superb Owl, who is the greatest owl of all time.

Eddie, to the camera: Yeah, I know it's a Super Bowl party, but I tried to correct them and they wouldn't listen. Also, I didn't try all that hard.

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Lloyd: Brittany told me to give this to you. *hands Rodney a piece of paper*

Rodney: *smirks at Brittany across the room as he unfolds the note* I bet it’s a love letter.

Rodney: *reads the note* Oh...this is um...not what I expected...

Lloyd: Well, what is it then?

Rodney: A threat.

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Kurt: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I’m eating dirt?

Douglas: Why are you eating dirt?

Kurt: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

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Eddie: Thanks for pulling the fire alarm, you saved me from giving an oral report about Charlotte’s Web.

Lloyd: You were too lazy to read the book?!

Eddie: I was too lazy to watch the movie.