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Mara || main: fanfics-she-wrote || i accidentally started a smau || feel free to throw incorrect quote ideas at me

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The jatp shut up challenge

aka, Mara's first attempt at a jatp smau (or at a smau in general y'know)

What is the plot, you ask? Idk. I just shoved all the jatp characters into a gc and suddenly, Willex was dating, juke was getting there, flarrie had a secret 2-year relationship and boggie had an enemies to lovers speedrun.

The White Bitch Next Door (on hold atm)

Julie and Willie live on the same street, one house between them and they've been trying to get Flynn to move in for years -- but Flynn's good. Things get a little exciting when someone moves in and no one (except maybe Carlos) has the sense to check how many people moved in, which leaves Julie and Willie arguing over who they think is the same dumb white boy (affectionate).

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i am older than google and youtube. stop advertising to me and stop spying on me. show your elders some respect

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Hello! I love your aus, they're super funny. If it's not too much of a bother, could I ask what you use to make the chats?

Hiya!! Aw, I'm glad you're enjoying them! (Even if I'm a little behind on the current one oof)

For the chats, I use this lil app

It does have a ton of ads and can get a bit frustrating, but it's the best I've used so far. (If you're on apple, though, I believe there's the social dummy app? I hear it's pretty good too -- better than the apps I'm currently using)

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I'm alive I just have some really bad network and repeated power cuts are back so updates may not be daily anymore :(

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The White Bitch Next Door -- 7

I love them

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Bonus

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The White Bitch Next Door -- 6

Meet the Candies, everyone

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The White Bitch Next Door -- 5

Ooo crossing paths again? 0.0

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Can I be added to the taglist please? 💜

welcome aboard pls excuse the mess we have no brain

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The White Bitch Next Door -- 4

I'm late I know shhh don't ask me what Carlos' science fair project is about idk yet

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The White Bitch Next Door -- 3

Tiffany, you useless lesbian

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Bonus: ~~ meanwhile ~~

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Please tag me in the White Bitch Next Door smau

Welcome to the chaos, fam ✌

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The White Bitch Next Door -- 2

Willie, Julie and Flynn have exactly one braincell between them.

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The White Bitch Next Door -- 1

It's saturday and guess who forgot it was moving day?

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The White Bitch Next Door character list

Will be edited as the au goes on if new text names pop up

Julie: butterfingers // Flynn: half a braincell holder

Willie: L'oreal ad // Nick

Luke: beanie bandmate // Reggie: Bass-ic

Alex: Alexa play despacito // Bobby: Bobbins

Dirty Candy in a reblog

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Carrie: Pink Menace // Kayla

Sunflower // Nina // So-So

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The White Bitch Next Door character list

Will be edited as the au goes on if new text names pop up

Julie: butterfingers // Flynn: half a braincell holder

Willie: L'oreal ad // Nick

Luke: beanie bandmate // Reggie: Bass-ic

Alex: Alexa play despacito // Bobby: Bobbins

Dirty Candy in a reblog

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The White Bitch Next Door masterlist (on hold atm)

aka Mara's second smau

Julie and Willie live on the same street, one house between them and they've been trying to get Flynn to move in for years -- but Flynn's good. Things get a little exciting when someone else moves in and no one (except maybe Carlos) has the sense to check how many people moved in, which leaves Julie and Willie arguing over who they think is the same dumb white boy (affectionate).

Character list + their text names + their twitters

prologue || one || two || three || four || five || six || seven

Taglist (shoot me an ask/dm to be added/removed): @fairylightsandrainydays @mercer-miller-baudelaire @sunsetphantom @williexmercer @futurearchaeologyprof @molinashimbos @adhd-disaster-willie @captaintommyvega @apples-bees @endless-navigator @raisedbylibrarians @a-mere-chaotic-queer @power-of-the-sun @julieandthequeers @lunaleonorah @anxiousrainbows @itstiger720 @demon-babies @oldsmobile-hotdogs @plutohimself @boggies-froggies @k-padfoot39 @deelizcious @blackandblue13 @themongosianhorse @madiisbroadway @themascot3000 @sapphossidechick @willex-molina @angela-feelstoomuch @julieandthephantomsandme @fandommaniac123 @jatp-wolfstar-idk @silent-silver-slip

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Just wanted to ask to be added to your college au!

Hi! The au that was going on when you sent this ask is actually complete! However, I do have a new smau going on for which the prologue is now posted and you can let me know if you'd like to be added to the taglist for that one!