Filled with trauma since 19BBY

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Kanan, trying to brag: My Padawan is competent-

Ezra: Kanan! Kanan! I tried to make instant ramen in the coffee pot, and I broke everything!

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Some Youngling: So basically, you say “wig” when something super awesome happens

Ahsoka: Oh, cool

*Later*

The Jedi Council: You’re under arrest for bombing the temple

Ahsoka:

Ahsoka: Wig

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*Family game night*

Obi-Wan: If we lose, you’re out of the will.

Anakin: I was in the will?

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Anakin: Who would openly admit to loving one of your kids more than the other?

Obi-Wan: Any reasonable parent.

Anakin: Oh so you have a favorite?

Obi-Wan: Of course I do.

Anakin: Well who is it?

Obi-Wan: Ahsoka.

Anakin: WOW okay, you said that very quickly.

Obi-Wan: Because it didn’t require any thought.

Anakin: HEY-

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Cal: FIVE SECOND RULE!

Kanan, diving across the room to stop him from slurping vodka out of the carpet: YOU DUMB BITCH-

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Kanan: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Cal: I’ve been zoned out for the last 2 hours.

Ezra: I think I stopped listening halfway through.

Ahsoka: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Ezra, answering the phone: Hello?

The Grand Inquisitor: We have your father.

Ezra: ...Yeah you must have the wrong number, my dad’s dead.

Grand Inquisitor: Oh my bad, have a good night.

Ezra: You too.

Ezra:

Ezra, calling back: WAIT DO YOU MEAN KANAN-

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Cal: I only feel one emotion, and it’s anger.

Ahsoka: Last night you texted all of us at least a thousand heart emojis.

Cal: ...Out of anger.

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Ahsoka: *crouched over in pain*

Anakin: What happened?

Ahsoka: ...Nothing.

Anakin: Just tell me, I won’t get mad.

Ahsoka: I may have stubbed my toe on a table...

Anakin: *getting out his lightsaber* WHICH TABLE?!

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Kanan: Is there a reason the bathtub’s on fire?

Cal: Science experiment.

Ezra: *nodding*

Kanan:

Kanan: Yeah okay.

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Ahsoka: How long are you gonna let him do that?

Kanan: He’ll figure it out eventually.

Cal: *pushing on a pull door*

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Kanan: Have you heard from Ezra?

Ahsoka: I’m sure everything’s fine. Cal’s with him.

Kanan: “Everything’s fine” and “Cal’s with him” don’t usually work together.

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The Grand Inquisitor: *talking about Ezra* Is that your kid?

Kanan: No, that would be weird.

Grand Inquisitor: It’s weirder if it’s not your kid.

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Anakin: *training Luke* Okay son, the first thing you need to do is learn how to use your lightsaber with only one hand.

Luke: Why?

Anakin: Don’t worry about it.

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Cal: This is probably the second weirdest way I’ve almost died.

Ezra: What was the first?

Cal: Long story short, Kanan and I are banned from every Olive Garden in the Outer Rim.

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Ezra: We’re all gonna die!

Cal: Hey, at least you had a good life, right?

Ezra: I’m only 15!

Cal: I said good, not long.

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Dooku: I’m going to kill you.

Ahsoka: Hold on, I have to ask Anakin first.

Dooku: That’s not how this-

Ahsoka: He said no.