Aron The Great

Stuff and things

[tamamita]

[prokopetz]

Inadvisable Dungeons & Dragons campaign premise #137: party who initially seem to have nothing in common, but soon discover that their reasons for becoming adventurers all somehow involve soup.

[prokopetz]

The party:

A human sorcerer who gained their powers as a child after falling into a witch’s magic soup pot  

A dragonborn paladin questing for a holy artifact: a miraculous cauldron that brings forth unlimited quantities of soup  

A goblin rogue searching for rare ingredients for their village’s communal pot of soup (which is where new goblins come from – as everyone knows, goblins aren’t born, they’re brewed)  

An elven bard outlawed by their people and forced to flee their homeland in the aftermath of an event they refuse to discuss and refer to only as “the soup incident”  

A dwarven fighter who just really loves soup

[newthinkerer]

Wait just a dang ol’ minute!  that second one’s just the Cauldron of Dagda, one of the Four Treasures of Ireland!

[prokopetz]

That’s one of several Celtic folkloric traditions in which a cauldron of infinite soup makes an appearance, yes; the version from the Welsh tradition, meanwhile, is believed by some to have provided the template for the Grail narrative of the later Arthurian mythos – hence the dragonborn paladin!

[aronthegreatest]

“Can you help my slay this dragon?”

“One moment I’m looking for treasure.”

“Well then hurry up and get over here.”

“I can’t, there’s only soup.”

[aronthegreatest]

Guys I cracked the code.

The Counter Force is the crystilzation of high school army recruiters.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Philosophy teachers are like those Tumblr shitposts that go “The word ‘Dorito’ implies the existence of a much larger Doro,” except they’ve already come to the conclusion that everyone who eats Doritos must also believe the Doro exists, and should they deny the existence of the Doro, they are living under a logical fallacy for calling them Doritos, and the students just sit there in silent horror knowing that if you try to argue this point with the professor they’ll probably just fail you.

[aronthegreatest]

Catch me throwing hands with Plato behind a Denny’s for making a living writing Socrates fan fiction

[call-me-noa]

Which Servant would be the most successful as a video essay ranter on youtube? "Successful" being measured in how many views their videos get.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

I’m gonna say Hans, because he’d be a grumpy bitch, get drunk, and say the most buckwild shit about anything. He’d probably do reviews on Disney movies and bash every single one. He watched Thumbellina and had to kinkshame Don Bluth.

[thevoidfarer]

Honestly with Hans' channel it'd be about 25% what he says, and 75% would be people sharing his video going like "Look at this angry 8 year old with the voice of James Earl Jones!"

Though outside of obvious mega simp options, I think Kintoki would be very successful due to his earnest nature, going on long rants about things he find "Golden", super wholesome stuff

[call-me-noa]

I WANT TO WATCH KINTOKI REVIEW MOVIES ON A SCALE OF "GOLDEN" OR "NOT GOLDEN"

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Helena would run an entire channel about the wildest conspiracy theories and she’s probably uncovered some actual government secrets at least twice.

[aronthegreatest]

Hans makes a 2 hour long video ripping apart Disney’s The Little Mermaid with MauLer tier insults

[gachagamewishlist]

Lmao I love how many people showed up to help make Medb lose

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

"Fuck Medb, all my homies hate Medb,"

[aronthegreatest]

This was the absolute best part of the event.

[aronthegreatest]

If the Boys show up on my dash full screen one more god damn time I’m gonna be coming for tumblr Staff with a teddie Bear, olive oil, and a rope.

[aronthegreatest]

Me, normally:Yeah, Ushiwaka is a neat servant. Her wardrobe is a disaster, but she’s a nice servant with fun quirks and is enjoyable to watch. But I’m not su-

Me, now:DRAG THE BITCH, YOSHITSUNE

[not-shamhat]

Thank you for 3.1K+! Calls for another art raffle I guess ^^

Prize: one winner from tumblr and one from Twitter will receive a full colour halfbody illust of their choosing~

Rules

Reblog to enter

Must be following me (new follows count!)

I’ll randomly pick a winner after the closing date, 12th August 2020

Good luck everyone! And thank you again for everything!

[aronthegreatest]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Wait, why shouldn’t you pass theater kids the aux cord?

[curiooftheheart]

Theater kids thought Hamilton and Glee were good.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Not all of us have shit taste.

[aronthegreatest]

As a former theatre troupe kid, can confirm that the majority have shit taste

[dvalshock]

oh fuck *gets too attached to a space probe*

[aronthegreatest]

If this isn’t a whole ass mood

[aronthegreatest]

Man I can’t wait till the lostbelt where we get Beryl to join our side by singing “I ain’t got rhythm” with him

[not-shamhat]

Thank you for 2.6k followers, everyone!

I wanted to try hosting a raffle as thanks~

Prize: one winner from tumblr and one from Twitter will receive a full colour halfbody illust of their choosing~

Rules

Reblog to enter

Must be following me (new followers welcome!)

I’ll randomly pick a winner after the closing date, on 12th March 2020

Please refer to the second image for full details~

Good luck, and here’s to this working out as planned~

[not-shamhat]

Last day to enter!

[aronthegreatest]

Someone:Define “defiance”

Me:

[aronthegreatest]

It’s nice to see FGO catering to my American spirit

[hasmashdoneanythingwrong]

In her head, her actions are sometimes overlaid with the Xbox achievement sound effect.

[swamp-bumpkin]

FGO Ah-Cheeb-Ments

Are You My Master?: Summon a Servant

Hey You, You’re Finally Awake: Complete the Tutorial

That’s Hell You’re Walking Into: Complete Fuyuki

Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys: Complete Orleans

You Were Caught in That Imperial Ambush: Complete Septem

The Worst Pirate You’ve Ever Heard Of: Defeat Blackbeard in 1 turn

Yarr Harr Fiddle Dee Dee: Finish Okeanos

Upon a Midnight Bleary: Clear London

Freedom Is Non-Negotiable: Clear America

‘Tis a Silly Place: Clear Camelot

Run Away!: Retreat from a battle against a Knight of the Round Table

Hit the Fan: Clear Babylon

No Crying Till It’s Over: Clear Salomon

[hasmashdoneanythingwrong]

All The Strengths… And All The Weaknesses: Bring an Avenger against Lancelot.

Power Overwhelming: Fully level a Servant to 100, bring their skills to 10/10/10, their NP to 5, and fully max their Attack and HP.

Case Closed: Finish Shinjuku

Pirates, Amazons, Torture, Oh My!: Finish Agartha

The Apex of Heaven: Finish Shimousa

Lock the Gate Behind You: Finish Salem

[foxgirlbeans]

Klingon Promotion: Enhance a servant with another servant

And Your Reward is Clothes: Unlock a Spiritron Dress

Big Spender: Use 20 4 or 5 star materials to enhance a servant at once

The Start of a Beautiful Friendship: Make one friend

Me’s a crowd: Have a support setup with at least three saberfaces

It’s just a bribe: Summon a 5 star servant using a summon ticket.

[tsff21]

Well THAT just happened: Complete the Lostbelt Prologue.

[aronthegreatest]

Red means dead:Deal 100,000 or more with a single buster brave chain

Mana jackpot:Receive 60% or more NP charge with a single arts brave chain

Constellation: Have fifty critical stars at the start of a turn.

Power in ignorance:Deal 5k damage with a single normal card, with class disadvantage

Gusty: Survive an attack with 50 or less HP

Old Mac Donald...:Complete the 40 AP Ember gathering quest

....had a Farm:Three turn clear the 40 AP Ember.

Junk in the Trunk:Have a full second archive

Loyal Partner:Have a servant stay in my room for fifty days in a row

Molecular Bond:Reach Bond 10 with a servant

Pyre:Receive 30 or more mana prisms in one burning

Mission (Im)Possible:Clear 100 missions in a single event

“What do you mean this isn’t a viable strategy?”:Win a Grand battle with only berserkers

From the start:Reach final ascension with your tutorial 4* servant

Grand Last stand:Win in a grand battle with one servant remaining

Mental Break-down:Manage to crack two break bars in two turns

Chaldean Sugar Daddy:Lend out your servants on a quest to someone fifty times

Grail Hail:Spend enough grails to level a servant to 100

It’s just a jpeg:Level your servant to 100, max out their skills and fou’s, and have them at bond ten