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Bea: Sometimes I envy you Guy; you're so unburdened with things like intelligence, culture, morality, ambition, good looks. I could go on... Ah! Dignity, I almost forgot to mention dignity.

#source: borderlands 2

Tora: Good morning!

J'onn: For whom?

Tora: For you-m!

#source: brooklyn nine nine #tora olafsdotter

Booster: I’d be more nervous if I weren’t so good-looking.

#source: sabrina the teenage witch

Max: You're kidding!

J'onn: That's me, Max, joke machine.

#max lord #jonn jonzz #source: elementary

Bea: People underestimate me because I’m so glamorous. What they don’t understand is that I am a strong woman. And that strength comes from my values, my courage, and my dogged pursuit of vengeance.

#source: muppets #bea da costa

J'onn: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Ted: I've been zoned out for the last two and a half hours.

Booster: I got distracted about halfway through.

Guy: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

#jonn jonzz #ted kord #booster gold #guy gardner #source: unknown

Max: I'm so disappointed in you.

Ted: Hey, you don't get to talk to me like that! You are not J'onn! ...and J'onn is not my dad!

#ted kord #max lord #source: community

Guy: It’s clear to all of you that I am awesome, but I can never admit it because that would make me an ass.

#guy gardner #source: community

*while going through Bea's purse*