totally *correct* jolex quotes

idk what you’re talking about these were 100% most definitely in the show…[run by @thejolexgroupchat]

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Alex: Babe? I’m breaking up-

Jo: I’m pregnant.

Alex: I meant the phone.

Jo: Right, sorry. I panicked.

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Jo: Hey Alex, can you help me with this zipper?

Alex: Of course!

Jo: ...

Jo: UP Alex-

Alex: Right, sorry-

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Alex: Everybody, Jo and I are no longer dating.

Jo: Alex, that’s the worst way to tell people that we’re engaged.

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Jo, pointing: May I sit there?

Alex: That's my lap

Jo: That doesn't answer my question, Alex

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Jo: You're right.

Alex: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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Jo: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Alex: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

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Alex: Am I going too far?

Jo: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison.

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Alex: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Jo: Only if you also don't ask why

Jo: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Alex:

Jo:

Alex: This one is fine

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omg was so behind on posting those on the blog whoops. thanks for all the submissions! we really appreciate them!!! <3

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Jo: Please, for me?

Alex: Don’t do that.

Jo: What?

Alex: You think whenever you say “Please? For me?” I’ll do whatever you want. Well not this time.

Jo: Please, for me?

Alex: Okay.

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Alex: I need to put on my glasses because everything is blobs.

Jo: Am I a pretty blob?

Alex: The prettiest blob.

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Alex: Can we go home already? Jo's getting chilly.

Jo, shivering: N-n-no I’m n-not!

Meredith: Then why are you wearing Alex’s jacket?

Jo: Because it’s flattering!

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Derek: so, how is the most beautiful person in the world doing today?

Meredith: I don’t know. How are yo-

Alex, from the other side of the room: Jo’s doing great!

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Jo: You shouldn’t use a straw.

Alex: I know, I know. It’s bad for the environment.

Jo: No, it’s just a weird way to eat spaghetti.

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Meredith, to Alex: Are you the big spoon or little spoon?

Alex: the big spoon.

Jo, from the other room: He’s the little spoon.

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Jo: You know what you should do?

Alex: Get married again?

Jo: What?

Alex: Nothing

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Alex: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible?

Jo: I keep a list. It’s alphabetized.