Incorrect Juliantina

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Juliana: hey, can you help me with my zipper?

Valentina: Of course

Juliana: …

Juliana: Up, Jules!

Valentina: Right, sorry

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Carlota: *insults Vera*

Vera: *gasps* That hurts my feelings!

Carlota: *scoffs* We all know you’re dead inside

Vera:

Vera: Good point, but still

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I made another account! If you watched Desenfrenadas aka “unstoppable” on Netflix then you can check out this account! I’ll be posting incorrect quotes for there as well!

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Valentina: Please, Jules… After everything we went through together. You can’t do this.

Juliana: I’m sorry, Val.

Valentina: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.

Juliana: It has to be done…

Valentina:

Juliana: 

Valentina:

Juliana, placing a draw-4 card: Uno.

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Guille: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Juliana: I’m a knife.

Valentina, from across the room: She’s a little spoon.

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Valentina, drunk: [points at Juliana] That’s my girlfriend, suckers!

Guille: Your wife, Val

Valentina: My wife! Even better!

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Valentina: I googled ‘I hate Eva’ and got over a thousand results. 

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Eva: Hey, do you know the password to Val’s computer? 

Jules: Fuck you, Eva 

Eva: Hey!!

Jules: No, you misunderstood, the password is “fuckyoueva”.

Eva: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

[incorrect-juliantina]

Hi, I’m back!

It’s been a while since I’ve posted on this account so thank you for those of you who still follow me! I truly appreciate y’all 

Due to the certain circumstances going on the world (*coughs* coronavirus), I plan on posting more incorrect quotes! I’m also planning on creating another blog about the Netflix Original “Unstoppable”/”Desenfrenadas“ so if you’re into that let me know!

But for now, enjoy some gay content and be safe!

con amor,

Val

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Juliantina: *sitting on a bench after a fight*

Valentina: I need space

Juliana: fine *gets up to leave*

Valentina: no come back!

Juliana: I thought you said you needed space?

Valentina: I meant for you to scoot over, you were sitting too close to me

Juliana:

Valentina: what? Your leg was rubbing on me and it was turning me on

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Valentina: I'm mad at you, don't talk to me

Juliana: fine I won't tell you how this man flirted with me and wouldn't stop staring at me

Valentina: WHAT?! WHERE IS HE?! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM

Juliana: he's gone but it's nice to know you still care about me

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Valentina: WHO ATE MY FRIES I WILL FUCKING KI-

Juliana: i ate them

Valentina: -SS you and go buy some more. Do you want anything else?

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juliana: [crying]

lupe: what's wrong? why are you crying? what happened?

panchito: are you okay? did someone make you cry? who is it? i'll go talk to them if you want me to

valentina: WHERE ARE THEY? I'LL FUCKING KILL THEM!!!

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valentina: what am i suppose to do all day while you’re out?

juliana: i don’t know... what do you normally do when i’m gone?

valentina, voice cracking: wait for you to get back

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Juliana: I've never had a real friend before

Valentina: I can be your friend

Juliana:

Juliana: I've also never had a girlfriend before

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guille: val why are you crying?

val: because juls got kidnapped, almost died & i love her & miss her so much

guille: oh i thought you were crying because lucho is dead

val: who is lucho?

guille: your ex bf?

val: i don't know him

guille: what?

val: selective memory. i forget about irrelevant things

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valentina: do you really think that cupping my breast is going to solve the issue here?

juliana: it's worked before

valentina: now it's infuriating me!

juliana: wrong breast

valentina: oh my god