Thousandth Negation

Veritaria needs help

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“You know, I don’t get homoerotcially pinned to walls nearly enough.”

- Reina Percivall

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“My pronouns are ‘that bastard’ and my gender is [redacted].”

- Mikah, introducing himself to other Nobles

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Knights are just inherently, immensely sexy… it’s all about the devotion, the ideals, the cool weapons and armor AND the muscles to wield them…

[apple-pomme]

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Ah yes that thing this story actually isn’t about.

This is still funny as all heck.

[whitepeopletwitter]

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“They’re like, ‘does that work?’ And I’m like, ‘It doesn’t not work.’”

- Alina, trying to justify her horrible training regimen

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“I don’t care for these new nazis. You may quote me on that.”

- Alina, stressing about the Resistance Nobles

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Devyn: Have you guys ever wondered if different laundry detergents taste different?

Alina and Reina: They do.

Devyn: Why do you say that with such certainty... ?

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“Mikah tells me ‘pick your battles.’ Well, I’m full of rage, and I’m picking all of them!”

- Alina

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The Rest of the Cast: There’s no way we’re letting you do this stupid thing...

Alina: *prepares to be lectured*

The Rest of the Cast: ...Without us!

Alina: *suddenly overjoyed*

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“Accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday, but God won’t let me die, so now I’m back!”

- Mikah

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Alina: Mikah, when I get murdered, make sure my case stays unsolved.

Mikah: What?!

Alina: I wanna be on Buzzfeed Unsolved!

Mikah: Yeah, I’m more focusing on the ‘when I get murdered’ part...

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Lina: I’m cold...

Mikah with Vitalis: *sets the world on fire*

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Devyn, to Arden, failing at small talk because he’s AWKWARD: So, you into cars?

Arden: Yes, it was truly a masterpiece of a film.

Devyn: No! I meant like... Are you a car person?

Arden: I’m a human?

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King Alfred, about to be killed by Reina: You better have a good reason for doing this!

Reina: I have several.

Reina: Pettiness...

Reina: ...And anger...

King Alfred: That’s all?

Reina: Also a derp-seated need for attention.

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Mikah: Hey dear, what’s up?

Alina: My stress levels.

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Mikah: How king has it been since you slept?

Alina: What makes you think I didn’t sleep? I’m making lunch right now.

Mikah: *looks at audience as Lina spreads toothpaste on a taco with a fork*

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Alina: I only drink tea when I’m stressed.

Mikah: *notices the many, many mugs of tea strewn about her rooms*