Incorrect L.A. By Night

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Victor: I’m madly in love with you.

Nelli: Good luck with that.

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So far tonight- and it’s not even 2:00 yet- you have cried 43 times.

Jasper, to Annabelle. 

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Annabelle: I have had a very long day. I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

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Jasper: Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you.

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Jasper: I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, I’ll die.

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Annabelle: Did you know that when you break a bone it typically will heal back stronger than before?

Jasper: So what you’re saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?

Annabelle: Jasper, please do not do that.

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Victor: Sometimes I just feel like dying.

Nelli: Wha-

Victor: But then I remember that if I die, I won’t be able to see you anymore.

Nelli: [blushing] Oh.

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Annabelle: Sometimes I just wanna die.

Jasper: Same.

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Jasper: Listen, you’re cute but you’re too enthusiastic.

Chloe: But I-

Jasper: Call me when you realize nothing matters.

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Victor: Don’t let Jasper fool you, he’s not that scary. He used to do ballet.

Annabelle: No way.

Jasper: Which gave me the physical skills I need to strangle you with my feet.

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Annabelle: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Nelli, sobbing: It’s not a joke, I’m a legit snack.

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Victor: So how’d you convince the whole coterie to betray me? What’d you offer them?

Jasper: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.

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Juan: Hey, Belle, what do you want to eat? 

The Beast: T̢͏Ḩ̸̧Ę̷̶͘͞ ̧́S̸̷̶̸̨Ò̸̴҉Ù̴͠L̴̸̡̀S̕͡ ̨̨͏͜O̴͜͞F̴͏̵͟ ̶͟T̷̢͞H̸̴̴̡͝E҉̧҉͏ ͜I̵͘͘͝N̸͜N̡͏̨̨Ǫ̴̵̧C͝͝È̵̷͝N̢T̶͠!̕̕͢͡

Annabelle: A bagel. 

The Beast: N̕͡҉Ó̡҉!͏̴

Annabelle: Two bagels. 

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Yo, you seem like someone who's really into L.A. by night. Any word on if they ever plan to put season 2 on YouTube like they did with season 1?

Yep! They plan to start uploading season 2 once it’s finished! We have one more episode for sure, and I think we have 4 epilogues. I don’t know if they’d start uploading before or after the epilogues. Hope this helps!! You can also reach me on my not-quotes blog @wearentpeopleanymore (:

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Suzanne: And is there a Mrs. Griffith or?

Vannevar: Are you flirting with the fucking Anarchs?

Suzanne: She is fucking hot!

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Victor: [carrying Nelli bridal-style and talking calmly to her]

X: [sprints past them while carrying Annabelle over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes; they’re both screaming]

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Annabelle: my kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say.

Jasper: too unrealistic. settle for bondage like the rest of us.

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Annabelle: Nelli is going to kick your ass, Victor.

Victor: Nah, Nelli likes my ass too much for that.