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HELLO!
My name is Elliott and I currently have a 27-pages-long Word document with incorrect quotes of Lupin III and no idea what to do with it. Hence this blog. Take a seat, stay a while, chat a bit, and send us your own quotes!
There will be shipping, all shippy quotes are tagged with [name] x [name] as well as a ship name in case you want to blacklist something.
My main blog is @morporkian-cryptid, so if you see that name in the notes, it's me.
LET THE MISQUOTATION COMMENCE
Jigen: Goemon texted me "My love, I am intoxicated" and then five minutes later, Lupin sends me a photo of him passed out, phone in hand, zoomed in on a photo of me
Context: Hawk, the dude from Goemon's bloodspray
"No! You can't just destroy my entire sense of self worth!"
"Lol" the axeman said, "Lmao"
Well, folks, it’s finally happened... I’ve ran out of incorrect quotes.
This blog’s regular posting is going to stop for now, and I’ll post whenever I find new ones.
The submissions are open, don’t hesitate to send us your own quotes!
Goemon: Why are Lupin and Jigen sitting with their backs to each other?
Fujiko: They had a fight.
Goemon: Then why are they holding hands?
Fujiko: They get sad when they fight.
Lupin: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Jigen: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Lupin: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING GOEMON WITH ME !!!
Fujiko, picking up the Monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
Lupin: I think we're missing something.
Jigen: Teamwork?
Goemon: Cohesion?
Fujiko: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Lupin: Jigen isn’t answering his phone.
Goemon: I’ll call him.
Lupin: Fujiko and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Jigen: Hello?
Lupin: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Jigen: Is it me, Lupin?
Lupin: No, it’s not you.
Goemon: Is it me, Lupin?
Lupin: It’s not you either.
Fujiko: Is it me, Lupin?
Lupin:
Lupin, mockingly: Is IT mE Lupin?
Lupin, texting Jigen: Jigen! Help I’m being kidnapped!
Jigen: Where are you?
Lupin: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help!
Jigen: I’ll call Goemon.
Goemon, answering his cell: Hello?
Jigen: Where’s Lupin? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.
Goemon: Lupin? What do you mean, he’s right next to me-
Goemon:
Goemon: I’ll call you back. -hangs up-
Goemon: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Lupin: WHO ARE YOU?!
Lupin: While I’m gone, Jigen, you’re in charge.
Jigen: Yes!!!
Lupin, whispering: Goemon, you’re secretly in charge.
Goemon: Obviously.
Store Worker: Would a M. Lupin please come to the front desk?
Lupin, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: -points to Jigen and Goemon-
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Jigen and Goemon, simultaneously: We got lost :(
Lupin: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
Lupin: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Jigen: I'm a knife.
Goemon, from across the room: He’s the little spoon.
Lupin: Hey, Jigen? Can I get some dating advice?
Jigen: Just because I’m with Goemon doesn’t mean I know how I did it.
Laetitia: I am sadly not a legitimate "be gay do crimes" thrillseeker. The idea of getting in trouble makes my tummy hurt. Sorry.
Lupin: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Jigen: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Lupin: Yes!
Goemon: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
Lupin and Jigen sitting in jail together
Jigen: So who should we call?
Lupin: I’d call Goemon, but I feel safer in jail.