Weapon of Mass Distraction @kindofdistracting - Tumblr Blog

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

faktillon

Die besten Fakten als Buch 👉 https://shopillon.de/faktillon/ Ehrliche Nachrichten auf 👉 der-postillon.com

binturong-of-the-day

The binturong of texture

murkymarco

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

victusinveritas

deimostes

Blip-D detected.

for sale as a print!

thejabberwocki

might be the best road sign i've seen this year

unscharf-an-den-raendern

TW Insekten

"Was ist das für ein komisches Geräusch? Hm jetzt ist es weg."

Will wieder einschlafen.

Irgendwas krabbelt auf mir rum.

Ungewöhnlich groß für ne Spinne.

Mach meine Handytaschenlampe an.

Gottesanbeterin.

What happened to hello?

Dachte also, ich bin nett und will sie rausmachen.

Sie springt direkt auf einen Kaktus.

Tja nun.

strictlyquadrilateral

i was at a location with chairs yesterday and i said to myself "oh my god, these chairs are so uncomfortable due to how they dig into your sides" and i looked around the room and saw skinny people who were not experiencing this, and i experienced an emotion i don't really have words for but which was distinctly negative

#i had to personally adjust the very thin and short “back rests” on the new chairs in our store #bc they dug into my sides too hard and nobody else seemed bothered

shencomix

doomtemparts

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

duskdragonxiii

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

duskdragonxiii

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

quasarkisses

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

duskdragonxiii

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

spiderbitesandvampirevenom

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.