Weapon of Mass Distraction

// Meles does blogging // mainly fandom blog // born in '91 // Avatar by the lovely @dantouboshi // Artblog over at @melestopheles-art

[faktillon]

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[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of texture

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[victusinveritas]

[deimostes]

Blip-D detected.

for sale as a print!

[thejabberwocki]

might be the best road sign i've seen this year

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

TW Insekten

"Was ist das für ein komisches Geräusch? Hm jetzt ist es weg."

Will wieder einschlafen.

Irgendwas krabbelt auf mir rum.

Ungewöhnlich groß für ne Spinne.

Mach meine Handytaschenlampe an.

Gottesanbeterin.

What happened to hello?

Dachte also, ich bin nett und will sie rausmachen.

Sie springt direkt auf einen Kaktus.

Tja nun.

[strictlyquadrilateral]

i was at a location with chairs yesterday and i said to myself "oh my god, these chairs are so uncomfortable due to how they dig into your sides" and i looked around the room and saw skinny people who were not experiencing this, and i experienced an emotion i don't really have words for but which was distinctly negative

[shencomix]

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[duskdragonxiii]

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

[quasarkisses]

Apparently because you have no idea how to care for anything but a dog

[duskdragonxiii]

Daddy is not known for his animal husbandry

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.

[blorp-o]

[maandarinee]

broke: "for sale: baby shoes, never worn"

woke: "Meine Lebensumstände haben sich radikal geändert, daher gebe ich 19 Kondome ab"

[liebelesbe]

deutsche Doktor Wer. Bitteschön.

[betweenheroesandvillains]

petition to make Americans google “euro” before writing fic

[supportive-snapmaw]

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo

[ghstbusting]

tag credit to @teashoesandhair

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real