Incorrect Love Live quotes

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Sumire: "Today I had 800 mg of caffeine, exercised for 2 hours, ate literally 80 pizza rolls, and did a facemask. The line between self care and self destruction is a fine one but god do I walk it hard brother."

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Lanzhu: "F*ck it up, buttercup!"

Karin: "Go for the kill, daffodil~"

Setsuna: "Fight the power, sunflower!!"

Mia: "Riot, b*tch."

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Riko: "Text me when you're home safely."

Yoshiko: "I'm home dangerously."

Riko: "Stop it."

Yoshiko: "I'm home lethally."

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Nico: "The multiple failed assassination attempts made against me have helped build both character and self-esteem"

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Shiki: "Water is like the oldest beverage ever and somehow it has no nickname. No one is ever like 'Sure could go for a cup of that clear' or whatever. Huge oversight imo."

Mei: "Sipping on that moist."

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Kasumi: "Hey hun, Setsuna is cheating on you."

Karin: "She has been playing Genshin Impact and hasn't left the house in 117 days. She's pretty sh*t at it!"

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Yoshiko, at some point: "When crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool,’ but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on.'"

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Rin: "I've been yelled at my whole life. 'You didn't pay for that!' And 'How do you plead?!' And 'She's flatlining! Clear!'"

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Kanon: "If you died tomorrow, what's the most likely thing that killed you?"

Keke: "I choke to death on a tapioca pearl."

Sumire: "Bobye."

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Ai: "What do you call a sad cup of coffee?"

Rina: "Ai, don-"

Ai: "Depresso!"

Ai: "Badum-tss."

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Dia: "When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know that I don't really care about them."

Mia: "Wow, that's a great idea."

Dia: "Thank you."

Mia: "You’re welcome.. Dan."

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Nico: "I am a complex person with complex emotions, like 'tired' and 'food' and even the rarer third emotion, 'gun.'"

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Margarete: "Aren't you embarrassed about being related to Natsumi?"

Tomari: "Honestly, it's not that ba-"

Natsumi: *Walks in covered in glitter* "ONIIIIINATSU!!!!"

Tomari: "Yes."

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Lanzhu: "Mia tries to act all tough but she has a cat named Missy."

Mia: "For the last time, it's short for Missile Launcher!"

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Riko: "My partner must be organized, graceful, a top student, intellig-"

Yoshiko: "Hey!! my name is Yoha-" *trips over her own shoes and faceplates on the ground, still manages to pose on the floor as if nothing happened*

Riko:

Riko: "I want that one."

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Rin: "Let's play a game! I'm going to give you ten bucks if you can make Kayo-chin fall asleep."

Nico, holding a frying pan: "Where is she?"

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Keke: "If we don’t get out of this alive… if we’re both about to die… I love you, Sumire!"

*neither of them dies*

Sumire:

Keke:

Sumire: "So, do you wanna talk about-"

Keke: "No, thank you."