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[a-reluctant-alien]

If you run your fingers up and down my back continuously there is a 832% chance that I will fall in love with you.

[byjove]

I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.

[byjove]

what do you mean these good boys can kill me

[renardtrickster]

Dingo

Also Dingo

[byjove]

danger shiba inu

[imanireo-deactivated20220408]

Did some more gif reversing… still very pleased with the result (original on left, edit on right)

[jehovahhthickness]

You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd?

[lexxgotthejuice]

Not telling anybody.

[grandpaq]

Ask my mama to take me to McDonald’s and just wait for it….

[asia-divine]

Mom: Do you have McDonald’s mon…

[lenatheninjax3]

😂😂😂 the Rihanna gif

[magical-flying-moron]

this is the money Rihanna, reblog to have someone throw money at you

[smores-crepes]

do you ever think like. yeah. I’m doing good. and then you’re like. oh. oh I’m crying

[bubblegum-flix-deactivated20181]

reminder: you can start over at anytime. your day is not ruined. your world is not over. take a deep breath. start over.

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

rich people are so boring. get opulent, you bourgeoise fucks

[princess-of-pokemon]

me: *scares myself to the point where I can’t even function because of the anxiety I have created over a situation*

the situation: *works out fine*

me: oh

[farrah2001]

so i saw this on twitter and honestly i think i’ve fallen in love with the rat

[dundermifflinscranton]

[johnkrasinskigifs]

[fearlesspatroclus]

“When you’re a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates - my kids are gonna be right about that.”

[living-deadx-girlx]

Get Out (2017) The opening of the film is partially inspired by the opening of Halloween (1978), which Jordan Peele describes as a subversion of “the perfect white neighborhood.”

[victordeadlock]

[bruhx10]

I know exactly what the fucking reply is. I don’t need to look closely, I know exactly which motherfucker you put in the distance

[toshio]

[zackisontumblr]

[deepspacepirate]

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

[togepipi]

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do