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nine: caffeine no longer gives me the rush i need to do my work

nine: so instead, i have kyubin and jisung periodically text me “we need to talk” to give me the right amount of fear and adrenaline to keep me going

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mill: when i was younger, someone told me that the paper in the kisses chocolates was edible and i ate them with the chocolate for a year

rie: actually they are

mill: really?!

rie: of course not. why would you fall for it again?

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[3 AM in the dorm]

Nine: since “k” is short for ok and since we sometimes call our grandpa “pop”, that means k-pop means ok boomer

Love, wide awake in bed: you have opened my eyes

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love: what do you say to a member of the staff when he messes up?

mill, annoyed: you’re fired

junji: you’re unable to work here again

nine: you’re jobn’t

yoojung: you’re promoted to a customer

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mill: i know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are

yoojung, crying: it’s not a joke i’m legit a snack!

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junji: i’m gonna open a cat cafe, but i need investors

nine: i’m listening

junji: ok so here’s my plan. on the first floor there will be normal cats, but as you go up, the cats will be more and more dangerous. and lastly at the top floor it’s Kyubin with a gun

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mill: alright i’m going to go now

rie: i’m sorry, was i not in the middle of a story?

mill: yeah, but i wasn’t really interested in it

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junji: i think i sprained my junhyung apple

love: for the last time it’s called Adam’s Apple. the name doesn’t change based on the individual

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kyubin: last week, junhyung was supposed to go buy groceries but instead he bought a novelty cookie cutter

kyubin: now everything we eat is shaped like a cat

kyubin: he’s amazing

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mill: i think i pulled a muscle

kyubin: you can’t pull what you don’t have

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love: answer your phone

yoojung: give me a minute, i can’t find it

love: okay

[five minutes later]

love: you are a terrible child. you know what you’re doing right now? you’re killing me. you’re killing your mother!

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nine: *unbuttons shirt*

nine: it’s really hot in here

mill: i know but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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kyubin, making a face: what kind of tea is this

nine: oh i boiled some gatorade

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mill: respect your elders, kiddo

nine: you’re like, three months older than me

mill: exactly, so i’m the oldest

nine: ok, boomer

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rie: i saw junhyung carrying a hamster the other day so i asked if i could pet it

kyubin: yeah, and?

rie: turned out it was a muffin so now i’m on my way to jump off a cliff

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junji: i’m having trouble deciding which would be a good fit for our family... adoption is SO hard

rie: we’ve been here for hours, please just pick a plant!

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nine: if i download a movie in Jamaica, does that make me a pirate of the Caribbean?

rie: i swear if you don’t go to sleep-