Incorrect Magisterium Quotes

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Constantine: I can't mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one, boys. Constantine: Manslaughter it is.

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Tamara: I’m ambidextrous.

Call: And we support you no matter what.

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Call: Hey, Tamara?

Tamara: Yes?

Call: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?

Tamara:

Tamara: Call, where’s Jasper?

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Constantine: I am literally an evil incarnate.

Constantine: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.

Constantine: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.

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Alastair: There will come a moment when you will have a chance to do the right thing.

Constantine: I love those moments. I love to wave at them when they pass by.

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THANK YOU

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Alastair: There will come a moment when you will have a chance to do the right thing.

Constantine: I love those moments. I love to wave at them when they pass by.

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Axel: I’m a little scared of Tamara.

Call: Tamara wouldn’t hurt a fly!

Axel: Oh, good.

Call: She would kill a man, though.

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Tamara, teaching Call how to drive: Okay, you're driving and Aaron and Jasper walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Call: Oh, definitely Jasper. I could never hurt Aaron.

Tamara, massaging her temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.

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Rufus: Yesterday I overheard Aaron saying "are you sure this is a good idea?" and Call replying "trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

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Call: What happens if I blend spaghetti?

Tamara: Do that and I blend YOU.

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Cop: I’m giving you this ticket for having three people on a motorcycle.

Call: Shit.

Tamara: Wait…three?

Cop: Yes…?

Aaron: Oh my God, Jasper fell off!

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Call: Hold on, I’m having one of those headaches again. The one with pictures.

Tamara: What?

Aaron: Idea. He’s having an idea.

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Jericho: Remember when you didn’t solve all of your problems with murder?

Constantine: Stop romanticizing the past.

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Kimiya to Alex: This is not you. You’re not a murderer!

Tamara: He just killed Aaron!

Kimiya: I know but I’m saying like…deep down.

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Call: We need to get through this locked door. Tamara, give me your credit card.

Tamara: Here.

Call, pocketing it: Thanks. Aaron, kick down the door.

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Constantine: Ooh, look at me! I’m Jericho, and I fold my clothes before putting them away!” I bet you chew your food before you swallow it, too.

Jericho: Well, yeah...

Constantine: Pathetic.

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Constantine: Get into the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!

Alastair: That's called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.