Incorrect Mario Quotes

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Polterpup: I was hiding under your porch because I love you. Can I stay?

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luigi: “don’t look but the toad behind you is picking his nose.”

mario: head turns 180 degrees “who? that guy over there?” points to toad “this dude right here?”

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Rosalina: Gentle Reminder to not eat too much candy before bed.

Wario: no

Rosalina: this was a gentle reminder, but your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage.

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Daisy: Alright, i'm just gonna say it, what's with the kid?

Wario: Eh? That's Wapeach, Waluigi and I found her standing outside the stadium. She has an axe.

Wapeach: I'm gonna play tennis with it.

Daisy: you're going to WHAT?

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Bowser: Can I ask a dumb question?

Mario: Better than anyone I know.

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Bowser: Not everything I do has to start a war!

Bowser: Sometimes I just want to make a society of sewer related mole people

[incorrect-mario]

Random guy: Are you really the Mario? prove it!

Mario: jumps

Random guy: Oh my god it’s really Mario!

[itsaweegee]

It’s not Luigi but this is my contribution to the Out of touch meme

it’s not thursday when this is being posted but shush

[dragonkeeper19600]

Mario: Luigi, toss me my keys!

Luigi: *tosses a printer* *it shatters on the ground*

Mario: I said my keys!

Luigi: I thought you said printer!

Mario: Why the fuck would I say printer!?

[incorrect-mario]

The trick here, folks, is Mario actually needs the printer.

[incorrect-mario]

Peach: Does Mario think in Italian or English?

Luigi: Bold of you to assume Mario thinks.

[memintomori]

[incorrect-mario]

Hello, this is the art police, the drawing’s too good.

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Bowser: My men do not know the meaning of surrender!

Goomba: But we’re willing to learn.

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Red Toad: Good morning.

Blue Toad: Good morning.

Yellow Toad: Good morning.

Capt. Toad: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Toadette: MORNING, SLUTS.

[incorrect-mario]

Mario: Where do I see myself in 5 years? Easy.

Mario: Trapped in a haunted oil painting.

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Mario: You call it a 'near death accident', I call it a vibe check from god.

Peach: What did the doctor call it?

Mario: Irreparable cranial damage.

[bipghost]

A sketch based off of one of my favorite screenshots:

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Fawful, pulling out a gun: Behold! The most powerful spell of all. Are you ready to meet God?

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Mario: We have to get across town as fast as possible.

Luigi: I’ll drive.

Mario: Why?

Luigi: I have nothing to live for and I drive like it.