Mantis: you are not alone if there are trees
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Mantis: that's entirely up to the trees

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$LAYYYTER

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Mantis: you are not alone if there are trees
Liquid: I can't tell if that's supposed to be a piece of encouragement or an ominous warning
Mantis: that's entirely up to the trees
Ocelot: wait! Don't touch anything!!
Miller, panicking: why?!
Ocelot: oh, no particular reason, it's just, its all mine
Eli: yeah, you could tell snake it was I who burned down the arts and crafts room
Eli, pulling out a lego set: ooooor... you could keep this
Snake: how can I make my crush ask me out...?
Fox: well, you know how people say "be yourself", well, don't do that
Snake, talking to Miller: so , we found this skull, with a full set of teeth, and you know what this dumbass said?
Snake, imitating fox's voice: "is a that a bird skull?"
Snake, after getting shot: ow
Otacon: Are you hurt?
Snake: No I'm just humming a little song called 'ouch'
Kaz, talking about his daughter: I don't understand babies
Kaz: others are all like "jfjiahfhskcidhjrjsjfhhghggehriksj" and then one day is like "hfjdjfkfjjejdjff Father" and its all downhill from there
Ocelot, looking at Huey: I want to stir his brain like a latte
Kaz: literally or figuratively? Because if there is gonna be a lobotomy I want to see him after that
DD's educational platform
Eli, sat on the back of the class:
Soldier: ok, what starts with an A?
Eli: arson
Soldier: ... ok... what starts with a B?
Eli: barson
Soldier: and c...?
Eli: commit arson
Soldier: at least is a real word with C... and D?
Eli: dont come near me, I'm going to commit arson
Soldier: why are you even here...? This was supposed to be for the other kids...
Big Boss: So that’s the plan, any questions?
Ocelot: Why doesn’t Kaz have a code name?
Kaz: psht! I don’t need a code name. Code names are for dweebs.
Kaz: Not you, Boss. Your name is manly and cool.
Even more things Eli is not allowed to do in mother base
Eli is not allowed near the water supply of the base
Eli is not allowed to urinate in the water supply of the base
Eli is not the water supply of the base
He is not part of the water maintenance staff
Under no circumstances is Eli permitted to double wield any meat products
He has no official titles, and he is not known as "the trash master"
He is not allowed to try to teach DD how to play black jack any card game (ocelot already lost most of his salary betting against DD, we are not letting him do that again)
Due to recent circumstances Eli is not allowed to teach any type of boardgame to DD
More examples of why V is not allowed anywhere near the kitchen and/or the kitchen staff
Sunny: Snake, uncle Hal is not making any sense
Snake: let me see
Snake, peaks his head around the corner:
Otacon: H I W E L C O M E T O C H I L I S
--motherbase burning--
Msf soldier: huey! The base is on fire!
Huey: let it burn
Msf soldier: what?
Huey, escaping with Cipher: LET IT BUUUUUURN
Otacon: hey, are you ok?
Snake: yeah, it's just that lately I haven't been able to think straight
Snake, in his brain: (balls, two dudes holding hands, dicks, guy's butt)
PW Kaz trying to flirt with a soldier: so~ I'm a guy
Soldier: yeah
Kaz: and you are a girl
Soldier, smiling: yeah
Kaz: soooooo... I'm superior
Soldier: jesus christ you dumbass
BB: I'm so thirsty right now
Kaz: I got water! And a dick
BB: ...
Kaz: I didn't know what kind of thirsty you were, but I have both