Ferid: HELP I CAN'T SWIM
Mika: Your point?
Ferid: I'M DROWNING
Mika: And I'm reading
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@incorrect-mika-quotes
Ferid: HELP I CAN'T SWIM
Mika: Your point?
Ferid: I'M DROWNING
Mika: And I'm reading
Mika: I've never actually been in a snowball fight
Shinoa: Really?
Mika: I don't even know the rules. Is there like a point system, or is it... to the death?
Yuu: I am the kind of person that likes to think things through
Mika: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmellow that was still on fire!
Yuu:I have cat-like reflexes
Shinoa: Prove it
Yuu: *points at Mika* I like that cat
Yuu: My name is Yuuichirou with a B and I am scared of insects
Mika: Wait where’s the B?
Yuu, panicked: Bee?
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@incorrect-mika-quotes
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Yuu: Oh, I don’t know why you think we can’t trust Guren! Sure, he may have run all those experiments on us before, collaborated with the vampire that killed our family, and said he only saved me because I was worth something, but he’s family! And family always sticks together! He’s a nice guy, I promise!
Mika:
Yuu: Did it hurt-
Mika: Yes.
Yuu: You didn’t even wait for the “when you fell from heaven” part!
Mika: Everything hurts.
Yuu: Oh, I don’t know why you think we can’t trust Guren! Sure, he may have run all those experiments on us before, collaborated with the vampire that killed our family, and said he only saved me because I was worth something, but he’s family! And family always sticks together! He’s a nice guy, I promise!
Mika:
Mika: I drink to forget but I always remember
Guren: Alright squad,today we'll be going over our most recent plan of action. Luckily, I got an audio transcript, so I don't have to do jack shit and if any of you fuckers have questions all you have to do is rewind.
Guren: *presses button*
Recording device: *plays audio of the video of Vladmir Putin singing about how much he likes dicks*
Guren, calmly talking over the sound of 'I like long big cocks' being chanted in the background in a heavy Russian accent: You know, if you were trying to make a statement about someone- and by someone I mean me- by doing this, you picked the wrong person. This really would fit that bitchy Russian vampire more.
Mika, from the back of the room, holding a passed-out Yuuichirou: Well that's funny, because the last time I checked I'm not the one who's buried himself so far back in the closet he's got Narnia shoved up his ass.
Ferid: hey sorry I'm late guys I had to do a thing
Mika, running through the doorway, covered in leaves and various other plant materials: He threw me out the window!
Mika, walking into the throne room: I'm back
Krul: You're late.
Mika: I have an explanation for that
Krul: Is it a heterosexual one?
Mika: I no longer have an explanation for that
Hi 👋
….
Krul: Which one of these humans is your boyfriend
Mika: He's not my boyfriend
Krul: Mika, if you were stubborn enough to spend four years trying to find him, you're stubborn enough to get a date with him. Now tell me which one's your boyfriend before I kill the wrong human
Mika: Mom no
Krul: I saved your life. You're a vampire now.
Mika: Thanks! I hate it.
Yuu: *flipping through a science textbook* Hey Mika, are you bromine?
Mika: ...Yuu, what...
Yuu: Because bro, you're mine
Mika: ...