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Yuu: Oh, I don’t know why you think we can’t trust Guren! Sure, he may have run all those experiments on us before, collaborated with the vampire that killed our family, and said he only saved me because I was worth something, but he’s family! And family always sticks together! He’s a nice guy, I promise!

Mika:

#Reblog #in light of the last chapters I feel like I must reiterate this

Yuu: Did it hurt-

Mika: Yes.

Yuu: You didn’t even wait for the “when you fell from heaven” part!

Mika: Everything hurts.

#Owari no seraph #seraph of the end #mikaela hyakuya #yuuichirou hyakuya #mikayuu #yuumika #text post #sorry I keep forgetting I have this blog

Yuu: Oh, I don’t know why you think we can’t trust Guren! Sure, he may have run all those experiments on us before, collaborated with the vampire that killed our family, and said he only saved me because I was worth something, but he’s family! And family always sticks together! He’s a nice guy, I promise!

Mika:

#text post #picture post #seraph of the end #owari no seraph #Mikaela hyakuya #yuuichirou hyakuya #guren ichinose #(sorry I was gone guys life got a bit hectic)

Mika: I drink to forget but I always remember

#owari no Seraph #Seraph of the End #Mikaela hyakuya

Guren: Alright squad,today we'll be going over our most recent plan of action. Luckily, I got an audio transcript, so I don't have to do jack shit and if any of you fuckers have questions all you have to do is rewind.

Guren: *presses button*

Recording device: *plays audio of the video of Vladmir Putin singing about how much he likes dicks*

Guren, calmly talking over the sound of 'I like long big cocks' being chanted in the background in a heavy Russian accent: You know, if you were trying to make a statement about someone- and by someone I mean me- by doing this, you picked the wrong person. This really would fit that bitchy Russian vampire more.

Mika, from the back of the room, holding a passed-out Yuuichirou: Well that's funny, because the last time I checked I'm not the one who's buried himself so far back in the closet he's got Narnia shoved up his ass.

#owari no seraph #seraph of the end #text post #guren ichinose #mikaela hyakuya #yuuichirou hyakuya

Ferid: hey sorry I'm late guys I had to do a thing

Mika, running through the doorway, covered in leaves and various other plant materials: He threw me out the window!

#inspired by: the raven cycle #owari no seraph #seraph of the end #mikaela hyakuya #ferid bathory #text post

Mika, walking into the throne room: I'm back

Krul: You're late.

Mika: I have an explanation for that

Krul: Is it a heterosexual one?

Mika: I no longer have an explanation for that

#owari no seraph #seraph of the end #seraph of the gay #mikaela hyakuya #krul tepes #mama krul

Hi 👋

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#(quick reminder that this is a meme blog and will be treated as such)#reply #submission #mikaela hyakuya #photo post #(mika is not the most social of muses)#owari no seraph #seraph of the end

Krul: Which one of these humans is your boyfriend

Mika: He's not my boyfriend

Krul: Mika, if you were stubborn enough to spend four years trying to find him, you're stubborn enough to get a date with him. Now tell me which one's your boyfriend before I kill the wrong human

Mika: Mom no

#owari no seraph #text post #seraph of the gay #seraph of the end #mikaela hyakuya #krul tepes #mikayuu #yuumika

Krul: I saved your life. You're a vampire now.

Mika: Thanks! I hate it.

#text post #owari no seraph #krul tepes #mikaela hyakuya #seraph of the end

Yuu: *flipping through a science textbook* Hey Mika, are you bromine?

Mika: ...Yuu, what...

Yuu: Because bro, you're mine

Mika: ...

#mikayuu #mikaela hyakuya #yuuichirou hyakuya #seraph of the end #owari no seraph #yuumika #seraph of the gay #text post

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