The Life of a Self Proclaimed Genius @aselfproclaimedgenius - Tumblr Blog

atomic-chronoscaph

Universal Monsters - art by Shag

thatdarnyeti

Christmas is for squares, man, Halloween is where it’s at!

I think might be old news for @graveyard-smash & @netherworldpost but just in case…

netherworldpost

Shag was one of my original go-to sources for inspiration when I began my illustration career, this has been an immensely enjoyable walk down memory lane.

wizardpotions

I wonder if multilingual dnd characters work like multilingual people irl

Character 1: hey can you pass me the (demonic screeching)

Character 2: (visibly disturbed)

Character 1: (takes mundane object out of character 2s hands) sorry I forgot the word for it in common...

hayleyolivia

This made me laugh really hard. It deserved a comic. 😆

luisonte

Pintando con lego

theriu

Stop Motion AND Lego Art?!? The man is too powerful!!!

it's easy to boycott many products and services if you don't have money for them in the first place

weepingwitch

patting myself on the back for making it through another day of not purchasing a Tesla because of my strong ideological commitments

chewbacca

🌼 [source: motherthemountain on instagram]

anxietyproblem

foxiny3-moved

Mood

hillnerd

I went to the woods a few eels back and sang, full volume, ‘into the unknown’

Can't risk this!

Sleeping in the closet with your monster is a power move.

hyperionangel

if i got to ask a genie for a wish i wouldn’t just ask for money i would specifically ask for all of jeff bezos’ money and then use all his money to do all the things people keep saying jeff bezos could do with his money

hyperionangel

pros of this plan:

the genie won’t be conjuring up large sums of money for me, thus inflating the economy by flooding it and lowering the value of the dollar

i could make it part of the deal that the money is transferred to me legally, so it doesn’t just look like i suspiciously came into a lot of money

i looked up the amount it’s $135 billion like yeah that would look suspicious if i just took that money from jeff bezos

contrary to popular opinion i would leave jeff bezos with enough money to support himself and his family, perhaps even thrive, such as $100 000 a year. that way capitalists won’t make him into a martyr and he has nothing to complain about

i distribute a lot of the wealth instinctively to charities that make a difference globally, because Fuck national borders

i leave $100 tips at every restaurant i go to

i will not spend the money on ridiculous things like extra houses or yachts or sports cars because i am a reasonable human being who understands that literally none of that matters

i’ll use my second genie wish to make sure amazon hires a new ceo that is charitable and generous and also believes in human rights

and then i’ll use my third wish to free the genie. i’ve seen aladdin duh

cons of this plan:

i do not know any genies