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aw (and I cannot stress this enough) man | yes this blog exists

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Heya, I really like these quotes and would love to draw them! So will you grant me the permission to do so? Please?

Of course, please do!! <3

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Evoker: what are you doing?

Vindicator: Offering moral support

Evoker: You have morals?

Vindicator: No, but I support those who do.

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Evoker: You remind me of the ocean.

Vindicator: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

Evoker: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

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Alex: I’m the most responsible in this duo.

Steve: You just set a village on fire.

Alex: Yeah, and I take full responsibility for that.

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Steve: Honestly, why is everyone so concerned with who’s a “top” and who’s a “bottom”, I’d just be happy to have a bunk bed.

Herobrine: I’m gonna tell him.

Alex: Don’t you dare.

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Steve: The alphabet is terrifying. A bee sea? No thanks, I’m good.

Alex: I can’t even articulate how bad that joke is.

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Oh ShIt a RaT

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Your blog is so cool! I love it so much, it's so funny!

thank you so much!! <3

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Steve: So when do you think we’ll see a big hairy boy?

Alex: Please just call them pandas

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Herobrine: sometimes I drink milk right out of the container.

Alex: THE COW?!

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Steve: I'm going to have a staring contest with an enderman

Alex: Steve, dont

*Steve was slain by enderman*

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Wither skeleton, pointing at strider: MOM, THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKIN CAT OUTSIDE

Strider: :(

Wither skeleton: It looks like grandma the fuckin' thing.

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Evoker: Don’t fuck with me! I have the power of God AND anime on my side! (summons a vex)

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Alex staring through a window:

Enderman staring back:

Alex:

Enderman:

Alex:

Enderman: [teleports away]

Alex: That’s what I fuckin thought

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Some random Enderman: (pointing at the Ender Dragon) You are my mom!

A chorus of Endermites: You’re my MOM!

That Enderman: Boogie-woogie-woogie!

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Illusioner: yall think lava would taste spicy?

Pillager: Kiddo please don't eat lava

Vindicator: you do whatever you want

Evoker: actually since it's made of molten rock, it'd probably taste very bland and dusty

Illusioner: thank you so much you understand me like no one else

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Alex: date someone who will wake you up at 3 am to look at the stars.

Herobrine : if anyone, and i mean anyone, wakes me up at 3 am to go look at the goddamn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.